I know everything about you. AMA: Thread 3

[UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa]

As the title says, I know everything about you. I'm happy to answer your questions! You can see the previous threads below:

Thread 1

Thread 2

What do I want for my birthday?

@ThorsBedazzler Some peace and quiet (and silk PJs).

What should I do about my job? Stick it out or find something else?

When is my birthday?

@Knuddlebär9 Start looking for something else, but don't put in your notice until the new job is lined up.

@PinkButtercups October (I won't say the date, as it's too outing!)

Thanks @UnlimitedChipsAndSalsa

No, not October.

@Knuddlebär9 My pleasure!

What can I do for fun?

@PinkButtercups Oh dear! There's been a terrible mistake with your birth certificate!

😆 peace and quiet is always top of my list! Thanks for the pyjama suggestion.

@PiffleWiffleWoozle Learn to do fancy cake decorating, hopefully in time for PinkButtercups' real birthday in October.

What should I do today?

@ThorsBedazzler Happy to help. Bedazzling the PJs is optional, of course...more fabulous but less comfortable.

@CrappyJob Half an hour on that paperwork thing you've been putting off, and then whatever you want.

will I need my tooth out this afternoon?

@Bootothegoose Unfortunately, yes, but it will be better in the long run.

Do I stay or leave?

Wtf should I buy DH for his birthday. He'll be 51 and I have exhausted every single gift over the years.

How many countries have I lived in?

What colour is my living room?

@2under2howscary You know the answer to that already. At this point, it's more a question of how rather than what.

@HumourReplacementTherapy A lock-picking kit and his favourite booze

@Sistanotcista Four