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Ever met anyone who (you thought) pronounced their own name wrongly?

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ErmineAndPearls · 29/07/2022 15:29

Inspired by a few posts on the Secret Confessions thread. I once met a woman called Leigh. She insisted that everyone must call her “Lay”. Also, a whole family whose surname is Onions, but they pronounce it “O’Nyons”. Like, just own it or change the spelling. There are more.

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LynetteScavo · 29/07/2022 19:40

I once met a Mr Stanton (through work so I got to see his passport and other personal documents). He insisted on being called Mr St Anton. I'm with him on this; it's a much better name.

AColdDuncanGoodhew · 29/07/2022 19:41

That's how I'd say it

MiniPumpkin · 29/07/2022 19:42

Colleague pronounced her mothers name as ZAFYA I said oh that’s a nice name how do you spell it ‘s o p h i a’ 😆

JudgeJ · 29/07/2022 19:42

NippyWoowoo · 29/07/2022 15:47

I know an actor called Ralph who insists his name is pronounced Rafe

That's Fienne surely!

FlippinOmicron · 29/07/2022 19:44

@downwiththatsortof
It depends on what part of Ireland your parents are from as Irish pronunciations vary from region to region.

Sewannoying · 29/07/2022 19:44

For those saying woof and roof rhyme (which they don’t in my mostly RP but northern tinged accent), I’m intrigued as to whether it’s woof or roof that you pronounce differently to me and most people I know.

Here’s how I pronounce woof.

Friffle · 29/07/2022 19:45

LynetteScavo · 29/07/2022 19:40

I once met a Mr Stanton (through work so I got to see his passport and other personal documents). He insisted on being called Mr St Anton. I'm with him on this; it's a much better name.

Big Hyacinth Bucket energy from Mr. St Anton.

JudgeJ · 29/07/2022 19:45

Sandysandwich · 29/07/2022 15:49

I went to primary and secondary school with a Jane who said it the regular way until year 9 when she insisted it was really spelled Jané and should be said zha-nay.
Her mum said it the regular way once at a parents evening and Jané stormed off for embarrasing her.
Her mum just looked confused

I recall changing my first name when I was 11/12, I wanted it spelling with a K rather than the more usual/common C.

I friend was showing a new parent round her school with her son Gooey, once they started to fill in the paperwork she saw that his name was Guy.

fudfootedfannybangle · 29/07/2022 19:49

I worked abroad in a non-English speaking country. New fella rolls up. Welsh. Evan.

swore blind it was Ee-van (like ford transit).

MerchedBeca · 29/07/2022 19:51

Libre2 · 29/07/2022 15:32

I knew someone called Ciara who pronounced it Kee-ar-a. I was sure in my little head it was Keera.

That depends on the country it's from I think. If it's German it's Ki-ara www.germannames.de/wiki/Ciara

I knew a little girl who pronounced it Ki-ara and I assumed it was because she's Spanish, but Google tells me the Spanish pronunciation is Si-ara.

HaveringWavering · 29/07/2022 19:52

Sewannoying · 29/07/2022 19:44

For those saying woof and roof rhyme (which they don’t in my mostly RP but northern tinged accent), I’m intrigued as to whether it’s woof or roof that you pronounce differently to me and most people I know.

Here’s how I pronounce woof.

That clip is an American accent.

KirstenBlest · 29/07/2022 19:53

@fudfootedfannybangle , That's how quite a lot of welsh people say it, although they say it with a short EE sound.
More like the Yv in Yvette.

Evan is the anglicised form of Ifan (pron. Yvan)

Fivebeanchilli · 29/07/2022 19:54

I went to school with a female Ciaran who pronounced it see-AH-run. Her parents were very posh too which made it a little more weird.
I know someone called Henri with a surname that looks French and the family go crazy if you pn it the French way. Apparently it's pronounced Henry 🤔.
I know quite a lot of children with odd spellings eg Maiya or Jaxxon or Jaxson and I'm always considered as to how they'd like it pronounced. Similarly a bit called Reiss which should be pronounced like rice, given that it's a German spelling, but they want it pronounced Rees.
I also know an Elle but they pronounce it Ellie.

x2boys · 29/07/2022 19:54

JudgeJ · 29/07/2022 19:45

I recall changing my first name when I was 11/12, I wanted it spelling with a K rather than the more usual/common C.

I friend was showing a new parent round her school with her son Gooey, once they started to fill in the paperwork she saw that his name was Guy.

You are about the 20 th person on this thread now to have known a child with the name Guy pronounced Gooey.....

HaveringWavering · 29/07/2022 19:55

For goodness sake will people just STOP claiming that they know the person who first told the "Guy/Gooey story?!

Why would you bother making shit up when there are loads of really interesting real examples on the thread?

queenMab99 · 29/07/2022 19:56

Guy is a derivation of Guido, as in Fawkes, so Gui or gooey would be an acceptable way to pronounce it, I also know a French Guy, who pronounces it Gui.

MumOf21 · 29/07/2022 19:57

I too knew a Mrs Onions who insisted being called O’nions, she worked on night duty with my late Mother, at the Derbyshire Childrens Hospital during the 1970s and 80s. The Children often teased her about it when they realised her name!

Sewannoying · 29/07/2022 19:57

HaveringWavering · 29/07/2022 19:52

That clip is an American accent.

It’s still how I pronounce it in my very English accent. American pronounce a number of words in the same way as us Brits!

JudgeJ · 29/07/2022 19:58

Maireas · 29/07/2022 17:13

Yes, I heard that Gooey joke some years ago!

East Yorkshire?

HaveringWavering · 29/07/2022 19:58

queenMab99 · 29/07/2022 19:56

Guy is a derivation of Guido, as in Fawkes, so Gui or gooey would be an acceptable way to pronounce it, I also know a French Guy, who pronounces it Gui.

Er no. "Gee" with a hard "G" is how the French say it. I'm pretty sure most people know that.

But that is not the same as "Gooey".

Jagley · 29/07/2022 19:58

HannahSternDefoe · 29/07/2022 19:25

Her surname isn't a bread manufacturer is it?

No it's not, seems there are a few people who pronounce it that way. I'd love to know if it's a regional pronunciation, like I said I really like it.

Maireas · 29/07/2022 19:58

Indeed. I heard the Guy Gooey joke back in the 70s. It was probably quite old even then!

Friffle · 29/07/2022 19:59

So many surnames deserves to die out. If I was given the name Onions or Smellie or Hoare at birth, I'd just deed pool the shit out of that as soon as I was old enough.

Angelofthenortheast · 29/07/2022 20:00

My name is Thompson and I actually don't know how to pronounce it, neither do my family. Sometimes we say the 'p' and sometimes we don't - I have never known which is right

wellhelloitsme · 29/07/2022 20:00

fudfootedfannybangle · 29/07/2022 19:49

I worked abroad in a non-English speaking country. New fella rolls up. Welsh. Evan.

swore blind it was Ee-van (like ford transit).

That's the only way I've ever heard Welsh people pronounce it, he was right!

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