Took the dog for a walk earlier, walked past a pizza restaurant and someone had dropped a slice where she promptly fucking rolled in it and in the 3 seconds it took to get her, she resembled the dog out of the date night movie
4 times in a 45m walk someone thought she was bleeding…I’ve properly washed her but she’s still stained 🙃
how long do we think she’s going to look like she’s from a slasher movie?!