When I was sixteen I went into a local shoe shop to buy some suede sandals. The pair on display inside was brown, but I'd seen the same ones in the window, in turquoise. So I asked for "Those in a size 7 please, but in terkwoys."
The assistant said snootily "Those, but in TOOR-kwaaz?"
I did buy them, but they were a mistake - they made a weird squelching noise with every step 😳