There is a dangerous virus being passed electronically, orally and by hand.
This virus is called WORK.
If you receive WORK from any of your colleagues, your boss or
anyone else via any means DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your
private life completely.
If you should come into contact with WORK put your jacket on and
take 2 good friends to the nearest pub. Purchase the antidote known as WINE.
The quickest acting is called CHARDONNAY but this is only available for those who can afford it, the NHS equivalent is BLUE NUN. Take
the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your
system.
pass this warning on to 5 friends. If you do not have 5 friends
you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life. This
virus is DEADLY.
Update 11/11/04: after extensive testing it has been concluded that
BEER may be substituted for WINE but may require a more generous
application