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China detects signals from aliens

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PupInAPram · 15/06/2022 18:39

The official Chinese news agency released a statement that they had detected signals that could only have originated from alien life. Then they deleted it.......

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TheVanguardSix · 16/06/2022 20:59

I said to my friend the other day, "Marriage number 3? Are you kidding? After Bozos 1 and 2, no way. Never again."

But aliens, you say? Fuck it. The optimist in me has come crawling out of the woodwork. Do they have tentacles?

CHiSOCG · 16/06/2022 21:01

Pretty sure the aliens are thinking them lot are a load of fuckwits living on an extraordinary planet! Since they’re all fighting each other, no chance they could organise a piss up in a brewery never mind a worldwide defence on us!! Attack attack attack - resistance is futile!!!!

Jalisco · 16/06/2022 21:12

I hope they aren't planning on needing an airport to land. They'll be very late, and never find their luggage...

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NachosForDinner · 16/06/2022 21:18

I want the zombies, I'm prepared for them.

If alians knock on the door unannounced we just don't open the door on mn anyway.

AdalbertWafflin · 16/06/2022 21:31

"We might not be able to afford to feed the school kids, the nhs or fuck all else. shit latin/wierd pronunciation But we'll pull together and find fucking billions to keep the forreners and the aliens out....something about levelling up waffle about parliamentary sovereignty/peppa pig
Boris Johnson 2023.

Lhiurvhcf · 16/06/2022 21:37

I'd like to hope they find us hilarious and want to protect us for their entertainment at being such a hopeless waste of a lifeform!

viques · 16/06/2022 21:38

EmmaH2022 · 16/06/2022 02:28

I noticed the story appearing and then disappearing
wonder what that was about.

should we leave old glasses of water hanging around?!

@EmmaH2022 Oh god no, that is the scariest alien ever! If the aliens are like that I don’t want to know, I want wise kindly aliens who will tell us how to make unlimited energy from nothing, teach us to speak to whales and show us how to clean up the oceans. I don’t want the water phobic ones……..

mumda · 13/02/2023 19:44

MrsAmaretto · 15/06/2022 19:19

Fucks sake, as if there isn’t enough stopping me booking a holiday and now this 🤣

2020 - covid
2021 - covid
2022 - Cost of living crisis, war in Europe, airport chaos and passport shambles
2023 -alien invasion

I’m off to drink gin.

Lol have they said they come in balloons not peace?

MrsAmaretto · 13/02/2023 22:19

@mumda bloody hell, I was looking at holidays last night 🤣

RudsyFarmer · 13/02/2023 22:36

I think China and the US are playing with each other using the media. Both countries know exactly what is going on but are enjoying feigning ignorance.

FearTheWankingDead · 13/02/2023 22:47

Awwww I can’t wait to meet them.
I would love a new green little friend 🥰

Hazelnup · 13/02/2023 23:20

Oh cool do you think we could persuade them to govern Britain? Someone should.

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