China detects signals from aliens

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The official Chinese news agency released a statement that they had detected signals that could only have originated from alien life. Then they deleted it.......

Call them illegal aliens and try to send them to Mars probably

Rwanda must be thinking "where the fuck are we going to put those guys too?"

I expect they deleted it because they quickly realised they were wrong.

Great. Do they have the technology to unfuck the environment?

This'll piss off Farange!

They're either backtracking or this is strategic disinformation.

Giant 'Sky Eye' telescope may have picked up alien signals, Chinese researchers say

The possibility that the suspicious signal is some kind of radio interference is also very high, and it needs to be further confirmed or ruled out. This may be a long process," Zhang Tongjie, chief scientist of China ET Civilization Research Group told Science & Technology Daily

My guess is that Trump is involved somehow, that wanker. He's trying to distract from the congressional hearings.

I think at this point I would welcome them with open arms they cant fuck the place up anymore than we have done already.

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Rwanda must be thinking "where the fuck are we going to put those guys too?"

Best comment of the day ! I laughed so hard I woke my DS up !

I am going for zombie apocalypse. And I have decided, I am not going to run and hide, I am going to get bitten asap and join the ravening masses. I just couldn’t take the stress of worrying if that random creaking noise was woodworm, a stray dog or a zombie.

Zombie apocalypse is the only thing I'm properly prepared for.

Is that not the plot of the three body problem by Cixin Liu?

I'm not worried. No aliens with the intelligence and technical know how to get here would bother invading. They'd take one look at our news broadcasts, think "fuck this" and bugger off elsewhere.

Meh, maybe the aliens looked down, saw the fucking state of things and deleted their own message? To delete message press 5

That’s what I was thinking. The Trisolaris books.

Proper LOL.

If you had described the current UK government a few years ago, I expect no-one would be surprised if you had said they were captured by aliens.

(Sorry if that is unkind to aliens).

The Chinese government isn't exactly the most truthful so I won't be holding my breath on this one.

And when they get here they're all about a centimetre high.

Didn't NASA say something about aliens last year???

It's the size of the ray gun that matters. 😊

I hope they offer free seats out of here …

I believe in aliens so is it OK i secretly hope this is the proof I've been waiting for since childhood.

Or maybe this is revenge for roswell

Maybe zombies are what will happen in 2024?

Oooo exciting! Do you think they might have the technology to open the inter-dimensional portal that my Yodel packages keep disappearing into? Because my local sorting office appear to be woefully lacking in that regard.

3 years ago I'd have said no way. However, based upon what we've been through since the start of 2020 an alien invasion probably seems about right.

Oh well - bring it on. I doubt they've had their Covid jabs so it might be like War of Worlds and they all drop dead from the virus after a week.