Two gay men at a fairground see the big wheel,one wants a go but his boyfriend is too scared so he just stays on the ground and watches.
Shortly after the ride has got under way there is a huge creak, then the whole big wheel collapses and falls to the ground.
Scrambling through the twisted wreckage the panic stricken spectator eventually finds his boyfriend in the carnage.
"Are you hurt?" he shouts. "Hurt? Hurt! Of course I'm f*** HURT!! - I went round twice and you only waved once!"