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[RishiRich]

I'm in bed, in a hotel (not UK, so it's a bit later). Like every other hotel, they insist on tucking the end of the duvet under the mattress so I can't pull the duvet up high enough, yet I can't be bothered to get out of bed to untuck it. Woe is me.

What ails you?

I have developed a fucking inappropriate crush and I am trying to patiently wait for it to pass ☺️

My online shop glitched somehow and I now have 15 bananas rather than 5.

Anyone want some bananas? 😄

Bought a couple of seeded wholemeal rolls yesterday - not reduced to clear - with the idea of having one yesterday and one today. Got the remaining one out of the cupboard this afternoon - it had gone mouldy! In one day.

My watch is hurting my wrist but I can’t be arsed taking it off

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I bank with Monzo and they give you the free option to receive your salary the working day before it actually hits your account. I get paid on the last working day of the month. This month, that's a Tuesday and if it had been a bank holiday Monday like normal then Monzo would have let me have my money tomorrow. But as Monday is a working day, I can't have it until then, so I can't buy anything over the weekend without taking it out of our joint account. DH never questions any of my spending but I've bought quite a lot of clothes for myself recently (hence no money at the end of the month) and I'd feel guilty buying myself a new swimming costume out of joint funds.

Tesco once sent me 5 packets of asparagus instead of one pack of broccoli. That was a strange substitution.

I left my knickers in the pocket of my robe today at the spa.

Were they nice ones?

My dressage lesson was less good today than my one on Tuesday. I was tired, horse was tired.

I can't stop thinking about cheesecake, yet I have no cheesecake 😩

I want to go to bed but I'm too tired to get off the sofa

I can't think of anything funny to write on Twitter.

This is me every night.

I want chocolate but I already ate it.

I got my glasses 🤓 tightened on Monday and they are too tight. Spare pair are too loose (flew off my face when I sneezed earlier on) 😩

I’ve just this minute realised I’ve forgotten to add asparagus to my online order & it’s too late to add on 😫

If you're with Sainsbury's you still have 8 minutes!

Wait....did it move? I just thought I had it wrong initially.

i can't decide what to watch before bed.

Some bastard tried to spend my money today it is a little problem because the bank spotted it and put a stop to it but I now have no bank card for a few days.

I forgot to checkout my H&M order last night and now the bedsheets I wanted are out of stock

Yes, the government moved it to celebrate the Jubilee, completely overlooking my need for tummy control swimwear. www.gov.uk/government/news/extra-bank-holiday-to-mark-the-queens-platinum-jubilee-in-2022

Sorry OP, I explained that badly
I knew about the Jubilee obvs, I just thought we were getting Monday, not Thursday.

I knew what you meant, I just chose a badly worded link 😁

I want to go to bed but the bloody cat is not back yet

My hair is wet from the shower. Can't be bothered to dry it, don't want to make my pillow wet. Hmph.

I want a fairy godmother who will come and clean up the kitchen for me 🤦‍♀️