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Would you shag someone for one million pounds?

433 replies

FuckingNoise · 21/05/2022 11:58

Just that. Would you? Financial security for life if you forget your morals for half an hour... genuinely wondering how many are yes / no

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lapasion · 21/05/2022 13:36

Yeah go on then. I think my only stipulations would that it would have to be protected sex. No amount of money is worth my health. Would also have to agree what we’d do in advance for my own safety.

Smartsub · 21/05/2022 13:38

No, but I don't really want £1m, I've got "enough"

When I was at a time in my life when I could have used the money, I'd have really struggled with the morality, now I think he'd need to be a bit fanciable, but I wouldn't have a problem morally.

AuntMargo · 21/05/2022 13:38

Yep, too right, its only few mins work for live time change

StopStartStop · 21/05/2022 13:39

ShowOfHands · 21/05/2022 13:28

This was asked 20yrs ago when I first joined MN and without hesitation I said no way. My body is not for sale. But it's been 2 decades and 2 children. I'm tired, I can't afford milk some weeks, I'm fed up with cleaning a house which looks run down whatever I do. I'd like to say I wouldn't do it and I hope I wouldn't but dear lord, I'd consider it.

I feel a bit sad now.

@ShowOfHands Have a virtual hug from an old woman. Don't be sad. You're a good person. x

I would have sex with someone for a million pounds, if I would be willing to have sex with them anyway. But then, if I liked someone enough for sex, money wouldn't be necessary. I'm single, I can do what I like.

Justri · 21/05/2022 13:39

Yep

Nowomenaroundeh · 21/05/2022 13:40

NancyJoan · 21/05/2022 12:21

Yes, even Boris Johnson. Even Trump, I think. Maybe not Putin.

Not Putin. Not Trump. Yes to Boris but not for a penny less than one million.

soundsystem · 21/05/2022 13:40

Flavourflava · 21/05/2022 12:07

I've shagged enough people I didn't really fancy for free to make this a very easy yes 👌🏻

Ha same!

ATadConfused · 21/05/2022 13:40

Straight sex, none of this strangulation type shit that passes for sex these days & someone not physically or morally repugnant like Putin.

I expect they'd demand a discount these days though.

@ShowOfHands sorry things are so tough lovely, I don't remember how I answered all those years ago, but I'm guessing a resounding 'yes!!' Don't be sad! X

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/05/2022 13:40

Scabbyknackers · Today 12:11

As long as they could fully understsnd and consent to the situation, didn't have any communicable disease or seriously nasty convictions/ weren't Hitler or someone then yeah. It's enough to set me up nicely.

No communicable disease? So.... nobody with scabby knackers, then?! Grin

Bloatstoat · 21/05/2022 13:41

Absolutely I would.
I can't think whoever it was would be getting their money's worth, but would insist on money upfront and no refunds.

DemBonesDemBones · 21/05/2022 13:43

Yep, and I would hope my Husband would do the same Grin

EveryFlightBeginsWithAFall · 21/05/2022 13:44

Yeah definitely

MygirlKeith · 21/05/2022 13:45

Absolutely, I’ve shagged men I didn’t fancy for free so why the hell not?!

Penguinevere · 21/05/2022 13:46

No

IncompleteSenten · 21/05/2022 13:46

Yes.

TwoLeftSocksWithHoles · 21/05/2022 13:47

roarfeckingroarr · 21/05/2022 12:18

One million pounds is hardly financial security for life. I might, depending who it is.

I'm ninety-three and a half, so it would be OK for me.

Lalliella · 21/05/2022 13:48

Flavourflava · 21/05/2022 12:07

I've shagged enough people I didn't really fancy for free to make this a very easy yes 👌🏻

Why did you do that @Flavourflava? Just curious sorry.

And yeah I’d do it. As long as it wasn’t Boris Johnson 🤮

JudgeJ · 21/05/2022 13:48

Memories of an Ofsted visit! I was in my form room at lunchtime, the Inspector was in an adjacent area, it was raining and I allowed my form group to sit in the room, it was at the time of Indecent Proposal, and one of the girls, 15/16 asked me Miss, would you sleep with Robert Redford for a million dollars? My reply was Where the hell would I find a million dollars?
Cue one choking inspector, she was almost purple when she showed her face, having hysterics.

IrisVersicolor · 21/05/2022 13:49

£30 million. A million is nowhere near enough.

Imabitbusyatthemoment · 21/05/2022 13:50

Where do I sign up?

WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll · 21/05/2022 13:50

Of course. I always thinks it's silly when anyone says they wouldn't do something for a MILLION pounds.

OK, then - will you sell me your children and let me take them to live with me in a remote forest in Peru, never to see you again, for £1m? Come on, it's a MILLION pounds!!!

It gets more interesting when you lower the number. Would you sleep with someone for £38,000?

That's the crux of it, really. There's an old quote (no idea who said it) where a man asks a woman he's just met if she'll have sex with him for £1m and she instantly agrees. He then says, "Actually, that's far too much - how about if I pay you a tenner?" She replies in anger and disgust "What kind of woman do you think I am?!" and he responds "We've already established that - now we're just negotiating the price."

runnerblade95 · 21/05/2022 13:51

HardRockOwl · 21/05/2022 11:58

Yes of course. And I'm happily married. I'd also insist my husband did similar

But then, I have no morals Grin

😂😂😂

This.

Furrbabymama87 · 21/05/2022 13:51

Yes, don't care who with.

EarthSight · 21/05/2022 13:51

The Daily Mail is going to be panting all over this thread.

Beachsidesunset · 21/05/2022 13:52

Jo Brand on Indecent Proposal: 'Robert Redford? I'd shag him for a tenner!'