Published, I imagine, in the 80s, it's set in the Edwardian period. Child's picture book. Follows a man from birth to old age/death via courtship of wife. They've all got short bodies and he has a beard. Definitely an illustration of him playing rugby and cricket. They honeymoon somewhere like Africa - he's an adventurer, inter alia - and you see their bare bums through a waterfall. It's something like 'The Fazackerleys'. But not.