Things you do that other people thing are abominations

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Eating pesto out the jar. Delicious.

Wait. Who said that was an abomination? I thought it was a requirement...

Instant mash with salad cream! (Sorry/not sorry)

Scrape the crispy baked-on burnt bits off the oven dish and eat them. Best bit.

I add pineapple to pizza.
I like to mix baked beans with stodgy boiled white rice.

Pasta and gravy...

Dipping fruit cake in tea like a biscuit.

I let the dog sleep on my bed and let him sleep on the furniture

When we do a roast dinner, we make everything from scratch - not raring chickens but Yorkshire puddings, stuffing, vegetable dishes, pigs in blankets etc are all from scratch.
But our roast potatoes are always frozen. My mother is beside herself with this fact.

Hot Mashed potato in a squidgy white sliced bread sandwich. With lots of butter.

Seconded

A lasagne sandwich is a thing of beauty too

Any carb sandwich really. Made even better by the addition of cheese.

Giving my daughter (2 years old) food from my plate. So if she's eaten all her broccoli for example and wants more she gets some of mine. FIL has been known to leave the table mid meal in horror over this. Not sure if he has a point, maybe there's some etiquette thing I'm missing here 🤔

Well I don’t drink and I don’t eat junk

and on mumsnet that is a stealth blast and I should be ashamed!

Peanut butter and cucumber sandwiches. I'm banned from eating them at work as the smell is apparently ungodly. Ungodly delicious, I say!

Instant noodles.

Boil them with their seasonings.

Drain all the water.

Add a generous handful of cheddar mix together so it's a melted stodgy mess.

Side of salad cream.

Beef paste
Fish paste
Arctic roll
Coronation chicken
Crisp sandwiches
Thickly spread butter on EVERYTHING

Basically, I'm a 70's food weirdo

Put the cats food bowls in the dishwasher with all the rest of our stuff.

Let the cat sleep on my bed.

Eat fried eggs with mash potatoes

Wear crocs

Never iron

Make a cheese and marmite sandwich, no butter. Pour milk slowly over top of sandwich just enough to soak into bread. Top sandwich with roasted and salted cashew nuts.

Blast in microwave until cheese has melted.

Delicious.

Fish finger and fried egg sandwich with white bread, lots of butter and ketchup.

Salt & vinegar crisp sandwich (again with white bread and lots of butter), eaten with a chocolate mousse.

If you were to ask DH he would tell you the way I open packets is one - I tend to just rip into things.

I also wash dog bowls in the dishwasher with our dishes and cleaning cloths & towels in the machine with my clothes - that's an mn abomination apparently 🤷‍♀️

My DD eats both kit kat fingers at the same time.
Or her favourite cereal bar, which is two flat bars, she bites through both at the same time.

She enjoys the looks of horror on everyone's faces.

YES THIS

Pancakes with gravy (it's only like a flat Yorkshire pudding! Obviously wouldn't do it with American style sweet ones)

Ok, so firstly, this is indeed an abomination. Secondly, perhaps more importantly, how the fuck do you find out that you like this? What kind of kitchen ingredient orgy leads to this??

Quoting didn't work, this was aimed at @elenast and her marmitey-milky-nutty-cheese fest (God have mercy on your soul)

Tomato ketchup on scrambled egg
Pineapple and Jalapenos on the same pizza

Currently in a sushi bar eating sushi with a knife and fork. My friend is horrified but I want to eat it not wear it.