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Funny, bemusing or endearing things your DC say

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CorsicaDreaming · 02/05/2022 23:19

Please tell me the funny, weird and wonderful things your DC have said...

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CorsicaDreaming · 02/05/2022 23:21

Today - DS9:

"You could think of it not as cutting the grass but as the world having a haircut"

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CorsicaDreaming · 02/05/2022 23:23

Today (after playing a game on his tablet, but I didn't know that at the time...)

"Someone's just given me a thousand mushrooms and I'm so happy!"

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purpleme12 · 02/05/2022 23:32

I still love this one

My leg's a microwave (meaning I've got pins and needles)

I'm not sure I've ever corrected her 🤣

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