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Getting a raise

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spokette · 08/01/2008 09:10

The maid asked for a raise. The lady of the house was very upset and
Asked: "Now Maria, why do you want an increase?"

"Well Madam, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first
Is that I iron better than you."

"Who said you iron better than me?"

"The Master said so."

The lady of the house said, "Oh."

"The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."

"Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than I am?"

Maria said, "The Master did."

"Oh."

"My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."

Very upset, the Lady of the house said, "Did the Master say so as
Well?"

"No Madam, the gardener did."


Maria got the raise.

OP posts:
biglips · 12/01/2008 09:25

hee hee!!!

i rather like that one !

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