Who would you back in a fight? Putin or Elon Musk?

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Musk has challenged Putin to single combat, the winner gets Ukraine. Doesn’t say whether it’s armed or unarmed but either way I’d sadly have to put money on Putin. Is Elon Musk on glue?

Hasn't Putin got some skill in martial arts? Musk would probably fall ill or disappear on the way to the match. Putin was in the KGB, suspect dirty fighting might be part of the training

Neither but I really like the idea of making those who lead a war fight in it away from the civilian population. I’d like to see ordinary people from all countries force these politicians and elites to fight it themselves.

Putin. I would back myself against Elon Musk

Putin did judo which is just about throwing people. I think they'd have relied on guns in the KGB rather than hand to hand combat. I reckon putin's nasty, but hasn't got it in him now. He looks all puffy and will have gone soft from all the beauty treatments.

Depends how much Elon enjoys having his eyes gouged out I suppose. He'd be like Monica's ultimate cage fighter boyfriend, there would just be a smear as he slid down the wall.

And even in the unlikely chance that didn't happen, he wouldn't make it to the dressing room past the oddly high number of spectators carrying pointy umbrellas.

Now if it were Zelensky vs Putin that'd be a much better bet.

I reckon Musk should sacrifice himself for the sake of world safety. He could sneeze a noxious substance into putin's face. He'd be given a posthumous award and they'd erect a statue in his memory. What's not to love?

He’s always on glue. Do you remember when he wanted to build a mini submarine for the Thai cave rescue?

And then that British diver and team went in and rescued them and in a fit of jealous rage Elon Musk called him a paedo!