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Towns that desperately need a bypass - your nominations

182 replies

zafferana · 14/03/2022 11:31

Aylesbury

OP posts:
DPotter · 14/03/2022 11:33

Reading

I know it's got the M4, but this it regularly closed due to accidents and then we get grid-lock. An alternative would be brilliant but as likely as an ice cube in hell

MrsMoastyToasty · 14/03/2022 22:05

In the village category - Saltford. It's a village between Bristol and Bath. The A4 runs through it and as soon as there's an accident or roadworks it's totally stuff
In the city category- Bristol. Its Avon Ring Road only goes a third of the way around the city.

TinaYouFatLard · 14/03/2022 22:06

Hertford.

Kpo58 · 14/03/2022 22:08

Worcester Park. It has been known for it to take a bus an hour or so to just get up the high street there in rush hour. Other times aren't much better. No idea where you could build it though.

8thplace · 14/03/2022 22:12

Llandeilo

Elderflower14 · 14/03/2022 22:28

Long Stratton in Norfolk...
They've been waiting since I was a child and I'm nearly 53!

OldTinHat · 14/03/2022 22:35

Worthing

AC2022 · 14/03/2022 22:36

Indeed @8thplace. Another vote for Llandeilo.

SwissCheeseRentedChildren · 14/03/2022 22:44

Ashbourne.

Ofcourseinamechangedforthisyou · 14/03/2022 22:44

Aberdeen

ThatPosterIsSoRight · 14/03/2022 22:45

Port Talbot. Through the hill maybe??

bloodywhitecat · 14/03/2022 22:45

@Elderflower14

Long Stratton in Norfolk... They've been waiting since I was a child and I'm nearly 53!
Seconded.
ButtockUp · 14/03/2022 22:45

Maidstone.
Has a vast and stunning collection of mediaeval buildings but you wouldn't know it as the 60s planners thought better.

It regularly gets gridlocked due the bloody M20 due to Operation Stack/Brock or whatever name they think of plus endless ongoing works.

Tonsiltrouble · 14/03/2022 22:45

Chideock

ODFOx · 14/03/2022 22:48

Woodstock. We stayed there a few weeks ago and could not believe the amount of traffic or the speed that people drive through the town, especially at night.

TheSpanishApartment · 14/03/2022 22:48

I agree with Aylesbury and Maidstone

Foolsrule · 14/03/2022 22:50

Woodstock? It’s about 2 mins off the A44!

ThatPosterIsSoRight · 14/03/2022 22:50

The trouble is, this is how bypasses go:

  1. Bad traffic
  2. Build a bypass
  3. Build retail parks on the town side of the bypass
  4. People drive on the bypass to go to the retail parks
  5. Build houses in spare land town-side, right up to the bypass.
  6. All those new people drive
  7. Build houses on the non-town side of the bypass
  8. Bypass now gridlocked
  9. Sat nav always tells you to drive through the town/city as quicker
10. Town traffic now worse than before the bypass.

Chichester is an example of this.

YouCantTourniquetTheTaint · 14/03/2022 22:50

Reading!! The town centre is an absolute nightmare, we desperately need a bypass. I think the IDR is the worst bit of urban planning ever seen.

Thursday37 · 14/03/2022 22:54

Melton Mowbray- allegedly it’s coming……

Notonthestairs · 14/03/2022 22:55

Another vote for Long Stratton.

Charlieandlola · 14/03/2022 22:58

Marlborough- huge lorries thundering down narrow streets on the way from m4 / Swindon to Salisbury

Indoctro · 14/03/2022 23:08

Elgin and Nairn

feliciabirthgiver · 14/03/2022 23:15

I'm with you @OldTinHat - Worthing all day long!

HarrietSchulenberg · 14/03/2022 23:20

Telford. I mean, it's already got several bypasses, including the M54, but it needs a really good one so no-one has to fucking look at it at all.