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your child's funniest jokes

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panimac · 11/03/2022 09:59

Hello Chatters, need some jokes I can 'borrow' for you 8yo to tell in class. Hit me with your offspring's funniest jokes, please (pretty please) TY

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panimac · 12/03/2022 21:54

These are all brilliant! Thank you :)

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Theyhaveallbeenused2 · 12/03/2022 21:55

Why does the golfer wear 2 pairs of trousers?
Incase he gets a hole in one.

Kokapetl · 12/03/2022 22:08

On the same theme as the Europe and Dunnop jokes:
Knock Knock.
Who's there
One up.
One up who?
Well, go to the toilet then!

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