I didn't even know I had an inner Richard Herring tbh.
DS (stroppy teen): Nobody cares about women's day.
Me : Women care, so that's at least half the population who do care
DS: There isn't even a men's day
Me (without even thinking): 17th November
DS: Really, but nothing happens then
Me: So organise something
Stroppy teen strops off to the Xbox