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Is my husband a zombie?!?

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SEMPA1234567 · 05/03/2022 11:21

We have a forehead thermometer that works on everyone in our family except my husband!

We’ve had it for over a year and works fine on the other 5 members of the family but always says ‘LO’ when we try it on my husband!

Doesn’t matter when we do it, when he’s sick (and feels hot) or when he’s healthy and feels a normal temperature.

Is he the walking dead or are we missing something?!? 😂😂

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Magpiecomplex · 05/03/2022 11:26

He doesn't have to be a zombie, he could be a vampire. Does he have a reflection?

SEMPA1234567 · 05/03/2022 11:39

😂😂 I’ll check! 🧛🏻🪞

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DropYourSword · 05/03/2022 11:46

Agree with pp. Not necessarily a zombie. He could actually be Lucifer, who burns cold.

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BrimFullOfAsher · 05/03/2022 11:52

Zombies are a walking mass of rotted flesh, I'm sure you'd notice the smell.

Much more likely to be a vampire as pp said. Does he sleep in a coffin and often dissappear in the dead of night? Has he an aversion to garlic and anything resembling a crucifix?

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