When it all goes nuclear (very light hearted!£

[Lollypop701]

So if the world is coming to an end, what would you do? Turn on the heating, lights, dryer? Stockpile loo roll, spam and fray bentos pies? Have an end of the world party in your garden… no serious posts please this is silly posts only!

I’m with a back garden 90s rave with as much alcohol as possible with outdoor heaters but would welcome ideas

Oh and the op who is wondering where her vibrator has disappeared to can relax… it doesn’t matter anymore!

I'd stuff my face with cream slices and cheese.

(I'm vegan )

I might do this as well. I don't, but I quite fancy fucking his shit up before he dies

🤣😂🤣

Well, in all honesty I have been in a spiral of crushing anxiety and this has cheered me up :-)

@sadpapercourtesan
You could always stockpile some co-codamol just in case. Not the same but would go some way to getting to a warm feeling.

Nobody planing a last shag with DP?

I’ve spent the day coordinating donations for Ukraine. At times I’ve been so moved by the generosity of people that I’ve only managed a squeaky/weepy thank you.

I’d play 90’s dance music and crack open the bubbles but knowing me I’d also put a wash on and refill the bird feeder, just in case

I live quite near a hospital. Think I'd burst in and ask for some good drugs. Even just some gas and air, it makes me incredibly relaxed instantly. But preferably something else fun too. And then just chill in the garden listening to the bird song, watching the cats running about and thinking about how I never got round to weeding the flower bed.

@Scottishflower65

Nobody planing a last shag with DP?

God no

😂

@Scottishflower65 I don't think it's that bad yet.

@Scottishflower65

Nobody planing a last shag with DP?

I was a young teenager in the early 80s when there was a lot of nuclear fear. We all thought we'd want to 'do it' if the sirens sounded, so we wouldn't die as virgins. Now, it would be the last thing on my mind 🤣

@Scottishflower65

Nobody planing a last shag with DP?

Nah, I'll stick to the cakes

I'd want to be having a very nice time dancing to some Motown and taking cocaine!

God no to shagging! I think I would try and steal some morphine or similar from the hospital. And just hug the cat and DP close. I bet neither would bloody cooperate!

Not funny though is it op

Love the idea of fucking up your ex's last few minutes

I don't know what i would do - run around outside naked outside i reckon. I've always wanted to do that. Id probably still worry about what my body looked like or what the neighbors would think!

Actually, I can get behind the shag idea... If it was someone who I knew would make sure I died happy.

@grapewines You would need to insist on a you first scenario

[quote Scottishflower65]@grapewines You would need to insist on a you first scenario[/quote]
This is of course true...

[quote 100problems]@Scottishflower65 I don't think it's that bad yet.[/quote]
and to all those that said 'God no'

Beedle maybe if you administered the morphine DH and and Cat would co-operate ?

Smiling at the pp thinking 'fuck it' when faced with the recycling

I'd get my roots done. And take up drinking.

I grow my own manic mushrooms. I think if it was cooking to the end of the world I'd take a heroic dose and would not care a fig what was happening to my body.

I wouldn't want much warning though. No more than an hour. I'm really impatient at the best of times so would be angry at having to wait 😂

@jesusmaryjosephandtheweedonkey

I would start smoking again. Would run to the shop for 20 cigs and a lighter

me too

I want to take this as light hearted I really do! But the thought of my 2 year old son having no life... the thought of me not watching him grow up... I can't.