My soup maker!
It has to be the most attention seeking gadget ever.
Put it on....bleep, bleep
Find the programme.... A bleep for every option.
Start button, bleep.
A few minutes into the programme, random bleeeep.
I'm going to blend now, bleep bleep
Repeat double bleeps for every time it blends.
And then the grand finale.....
60 bleeps! One per second for a whole minute.
OK we get the gist, soup is done but after 5 bleeps I was aware of this.
I had the bread maker on at the same time and that wins second place for being overly vocal.
It's a bit dramatic, don't you think?