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Never have I ever fancied this person, but this particular appearance gives me the fanny gallops

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LadyFanny · 20/02/2022 12:11

Paul McCartney. I've never ever had even a flutter, in fact he's the opposite of what I find attractive, but cripes in this video he really gives me the gallops, particularly at 39 seconds.

What are your never have I evers?

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Nillynally · 20/02/2022 17:42

@curiouslypacific

Philip Glenister as Gene Hunt in ashes to ashes. Nothing about the character should be attractive, yet I still 100% would.
Oh good lord yes
TommyShelby · 20/02/2022 17:44

@dannydyerismydad yes to Aidan Turner in Being Human. I wouldn’t kick him out as Poldark but I prefer his vampire self.

Despite the username (although this thread is doing wonders for me ego Blush) can I propose Paul Anderson in Peaky Blinders as well? I’m not arsed by him as himself. I’m not even sure if I’m arsed as him as Arthur Shelby but that character I just want to protect from more damage! My bestie has told me at length how much of a weirdo I am for this. I am unapologetic!

MatildaJayne · 20/02/2022 17:45

I haven’t RTFT, but Tim Curry as Frank n Furter. But not in anything else. Oh my god, that look to the camera in Sweet Transvestite.

NewYearNewMinty · 20/02/2022 17:47

@CrimeaChimera

I had one of 'those' dreams about the taller greyer Hairy Biker.

Set my tv to record for The Food Network for weeks until I got over it.

I've seen him live on stage in the Buff and have to say it cured me of my crush completely Blush
Ddot · 20/02/2022 17:47

House!

Metheven · 20/02/2022 17:48

@Redannie118

Tom Cruise in rock of ages. Cant stand him otherwise, but the long hair and leather pants really do it for me. Plus his body is amazing !!!
Oh god, yes. I cannot bear him normally, but in this - yes. I saw this in the cinema and was just amazed how hot he was.
BruceAndNosh · 20/02/2022 17:49

Jeff Goldblum - geeky nerd in dodgy glasses.

...until the final "cigar scene" in Independence Day.
Wowzer.
Earlier on the the same film? Nada

grapewine · 20/02/2022 17:51

@NETSRIK

And Peter Capaldi in The Thick of It
Yep.
JustPlainKnackered · 20/02/2022 17:58

@Poetrypatty
I'm right with you, I have even referred to him as 'my old man crush'. That voice, that guitar. I think could be persuaded! 😂

DomesticatedZombie · 20/02/2022 18:00

And Peter Capaldi in The Thick of It

OMFG yes, and backwards.

Horizons83 · 20/02/2022 18:02

Martin Shaw, but only as Judge John Deed Blush

Onetraumaatatimeplease · 20/02/2022 18:03

Pamela Rabe as Joan Ferguson in wentworth. Im straight, but I so would.

JustPlainKnackered · 20/02/2022 18:04

Damian Lewis but only in band of brothers.

MatildaJayne · 20/02/2022 18:06

Michael C Hall as Dexter. Bloody hell.

Fritilleries · 20/02/2022 18:08

@EdithGrantham

Definitely Aragorn, when he goes through those doors 😍
swoooooooon
Fritilleries · 20/02/2022 18:09

@NoToast

All you lot saying Viggo but only as Aragorn. Have you not seen Walk on the Moon, that waterfall scene is life-changing.
Jesus. This thread is a gift to womankind.
DeadButDelicious · 20/02/2022 18:12

Richard Roxburgh but only as Dracula in Van Helsing.

Antonio Banderas but only as Armand in interview with the vampire. See also Brad Pitt.

Matildatoldsuchdreadfullies · 20/02/2022 18:12

Rhys Ifans (yes, Spike in Notting Hill) in Berlin Station. I watched it to get my Richard Armitage fix, but ended up lusting over him Blush

teaandtoastwithmarmite · 20/02/2022 18:17

Idris Elba but only as DI Luther. Oh and I'm with you on PM. Tom hardy but only in certain things.

sofakingcool · 20/02/2022 18:20

Jeez just watched the Viggo waterfall scene Blush

loopycurtains · 20/02/2022 18:21

@raspberryjamchicken

Colin Firth in the wet shirt.

Orlando Bloom in the blonde wig as Legolas.

Amen to this. Though, for me, Colin Firth in everything, or preferably nothing. But Legolas... I've never admitted this to anyone in real life, I'm so embarrassed but, god, I would!
Fritilleries · 20/02/2022 18:22

How is this film 20 years old?

Wbeezer · 20/02/2022 18:24

@JustPlainKnackered i'd forgotten about Damien Lewis in Band of Brothers, another of my actors in uniforms crushes.

EmbarrassingHadrosaurus · 20/02/2022 18:24

According to the biopic of Dean Martin, he was so sexually charismatic in person that everyone was smitten by him.

According to Lindsay Duncan who played opposite Alan Rickman in Les Liaisons Dangereuses nine out of ten people who left the theatre left it wanting to have sex. Eight of those nine wanted it with Alan Rickman, such had been the raw power of sex that he'd exuded. (I paraphrase.)

Appalonia · 20/02/2022 18:27

Aidan Turner is sexy in EVERYTHING! Have you seen him in Leonardo? Swoons...Grin

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