So there's a storm coming and...

[PersonIrresponsible]

My car has broken down.

And it's another hour before the rescue people arrive to tow the car. I've already been here for an hour and a half.

Anyone fancy playing eye-spy with me? Or tell me a joke. I'm sliding into boredom.

(I've already read most of Mumsnet)

What do you call a monster who likes playing practical jokes?
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Prankenstein

YesI know that that Frankenstein was the scientist but apparently the author of Jokes for 6 year olds does not.

Why are pirates called pirates?
Because they aaarrrggghhh! 😂
Hope you get home soon & safely