Inspired by the NCT thread, heres a lighthearted look at all the ways you can be wrong as a mother:- please add your own.
Successful career mum? Wrong. You will miss your child’s developmental milestones and they will have problems forming attachments later in life.
Stay at home mum- wrong. Your child will get the wrong message and are you sponging off your DH?
Wfh- this is the wrongest of them all! Neither your child nor your work will get the best of you, you need full time childcare but this is also still wrong - see career woman above.
Spotless house- wrong. You are spreading harmful chemicals that baby is breathing in and your house doesn’t have a cosy, lived- in feel.
Messy house- wrong. Get the mop out you slattern.
I don’t even dare do one on breast feeding, having not recovered from one comment ten years ago.