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M&S Valentine's Day 'Love cucumber' 🥒

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RishiRich · 14/02/2022 18:54

DH stopped at M&S on the way home and bought this for me. My mind was in the gutter but it actually makes slices in the shape of a heart.

M&S Valentine's Day 'Love cucumber' 🥒
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EcoCustard · 14/02/2022 18:59

Grin I saw your thread title OP and my first thought was ‘eeew’ cucumber as a sex toy not heart shaped slices of cucumber. Which is very cheesy and a bit naff.

LittleBearPad · 14/02/2022 19:06

That’s less troubling than I thought it would be.

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RishiRich · 14/02/2022 19:06

I think they're going for the risqué food theme. He took a picture of this but didn't buy it. I quite fancy a giant pig in blanket!

M&S Valentine's Day 'Love cucumber' 🥒
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AllThingsServeTheBeam · 14/02/2022 19:07

Haha love sausage 🤣

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RishiRich · 14/02/2022 19:11

He's going to go back tomorrow and see if the love sausage has been reduced. Classy Wink

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BreakingUpWithMyPhone · 14/02/2022 19:16

I wish I liked cucumber now.

Narutocrazyfox · 14/02/2022 19:22

😂😂😂 This is brilliant

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RishiRich · 14/02/2022 19:23

I sort of want to go to the local M&S garage and see what else they have, but I'm now on the sofa and CBA.

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Thesearmsofmine · 14/02/2022 19:25

They had love nuggets too(heart shaped chicken nuggets). I quite like the heart shaped cucumber, it made me smile.

gaggiagirl · 14/02/2022 19:28

I too am going tomorrow to try and catch a reduced love sausage.

DanceForeverUnderTheLights · 14/02/2022 19:30

😂

Yabyboda · 14/02/2022 19:31

The cucumber is cute, the animals in heart and lip shapes is really bloody weird though imo, ew.

pussycatunpickingcrossesagain · 14/02/2022 19:31

About the Love Sausage...are you supposed to share it, or is it just one portion?

catandbabymama · 14/02/2022 19:34

@pussycatunpickingcrossesagain

About the Love Sausage...are you supposed to share it, or is it just one portion?
Well it's double ended so I assume it's to share Grin
Jijithecat · 14/02/2022 19:35

M&S have pink/red heart shaped ravioli too. I keep thinking there's a photo of internal organs whenever it pops up on my FB feed.

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RishiRich · 14/02/2022 19:35

Love nuggets 😂

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Camomila · 14/02/2022 19:52

Aww the cucumber is cute Smile

It'd get eaten quickly here as me and the DC all like cucumber sandwiches.

WomanWomenGirlsFemale · 14/02/2022 20:08

We had the Love Sausage tonight GrinGrinGrin it was tasty Halo

DobbyTheHouseElk · 14/02/2022 20:11

Amazing. How do they get it in a ❤️ shape.? Force it to grow in a sleeve shaped thing?

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RishiRich · 14/02/2022 20:31

How big is it @WomanWomenGirlsFemale? Big enough for 2?

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mynameiscalypso · 14/02/2022 20:33

I bought the love nuggets for my DS for his tea tonight. He gave them the thumbs up.

Lottieskeeper · 14/02/2022 20:40

I managed to get a love sausage reduced because it was on its use by date today for DHs tea.
I told him nothing shows my love like a massive sausage that needs eating tonight Grin

WomanWomenGirlsFemale · 14/02/2022 20:44

RishiRich definitely big enough for 2. It's 2 long sausages wrapped in smoked bacon, you're meant to cook it in the foil pan it comes in but i put it on a sheet pan and held it in place with 2 skewers.

Mrsjayy · 14/02/2022 20:46

HA reduced love sausage 🤣

Mrsjayy · 14/02/2022 20:50

Love cucumber is cute and such a relief!

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