Weirdest thing I’ve seen on eBay

[ItsDisneyBitch]

I don’t know how I fell down this rabbit hole but look at this 😱 the description!

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Haunted-Musical-Clown-Doll-Clive-Neutral-Experienced-Owner-Needed-Please-Read-/165330413434?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

That is GENIUS!

I'm selling all my sh*t now by claiming its haunted!

Well I’m never sleeping again

If you think the doll is too much here have a haunted dragon ornament.

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Haunted-Ornament-Not-A-Doll-Eddie-Philosophy-Professor-Positive-Quiet-/165330434087?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

@Susu49

That is GENIUS!

I'm selling all my sh*t now by claiming its haunted!

I looked at all the other stuff they're selling - the trainers and perfume seem really out of place among everything else.

They really missed a trick not labelling the slazenger slip-ons as haunted too

I have been looking at this for bloody ages now.

Johnny is horrifying

www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Haunted-Doll-Johnny-/133992634477?mkcid=16&mkevt=1&_trksid=p2349624.m46890.l6249&mkrid=710-127635-2958-0

I LOVE the disclaimer at the end