Why aren't my children fighting?! (Lighthearted)

[HettySunshine]

I am sat in bed reading my book, drinking tea and eating biscuits. My husband is in the bath. My children are downstairs playing nicely together and watching CBeebies.

I don't understand why this is happening! Have we slipped into a parallel universe?

It's called the calm before the storm...

Oh God, I'm scared for you
Do they have access to scissors? You can't hear the snipping from upstairs - I speak from bitter experience

Just peeped in, they're just sitting there! Half playing and half watching tv.

I'm terrified!

As @TheVolturi said. The calm before the storm. They're lulling you into a false sense of security... good luck op 😉

I'm sat in the living room while DD is still in bed watching stuff on her tablet. I'm on my 2nd coffee now I like this little calm before the storm when I'm all alone.

Are they watching How To Kill Your Mother??

Betwitched by the electronic nanny enjoy the little rest