If you were my gumguards

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Where would you be?

I'm adament i put them in their case thus morning. Case is where I left it. But now empty.

I've checked everywhere incl the fridge, down the sofa, under everything, all in my bedroom. Kids denying everything. Eldest has helped me search.

I'm stumped!

Are they on your gums? I often lose my glasses when they are on my face.

Under your pillow?

Sadly not 😢 I'm wearing them at night at the moment for teeth whitening so went to get them befire bed. I honestly have looked everywhere and can not work out where they are.

Pulled my bed apart almost check there. Also checked all the drawers I've been in today, washing machine, tumble drier, car

Bathroom?

Do you have a dressing gown. Sometimes I put mine in the pockets Or sort of behind the sink (it’s a standing bowl shape) so you can’t see them easily.

@NeesAndToes

Are they on your gums? I often lose my glasses when they are on my face.

I lost my phone yesterday when I was on it.

Tried the bathroom. Didn't wear my dressing gown this morning

I'm hoping to have an ephiany overnight. Otherwise eldest is off school tomorrow due to lack of staff and she will pull the house apart for me

In a mug by the sink

@ABitOfAShitShow classic!

They’re gonna be somewhere weird like in the microwave or the fridge or something

Probably! Bastard things are see through as well. Couldn't be a nice bright colour so I can find the fuckers could they

Do you have an airing cupboard?

Nope no airing cupboard. Starting to wonder if I didn't put them in the case and a cat stole them. If one of the cats did (looking at you tiny cat) then fuck knows where they've gone.

Looks like eldest will have to pull everything apsrt tomorrow

Exactly where you normally leave them - you’ve just been missing them when you’ve looked!

Is the cat wearing them?

Doesn't look like she is but she's such a bitch I'm not sure I want to risk my hands. Will get middle child to check in the morning as it's her cat

Cat does have very nice white teeth though side eyes

Dishwasher?

I don't own a dishwasher sadly.

Well I do but it's a fairly annoying model, argues back and refuses to wash pans.

Got inspiration to check my shoes. No joy.

Have you asked St Anthony?

Beside table? Down the back of the bedside table?

Go through your morning routine. You'll have put them down when you went to the bathroom/brush teeth/shower and theyll still be sitting there. Ir wherever you washed them.

At this point I'd ask the devil himself if it meant I wasn't losing my mind abd found them! (especially if he looked like Lucifer. But I digress)

Do you have a car?
Handbag?
Were you in a rush this morning so put them in a draw cos you just couldn't be bothered to mess with case?

If all of the above have answers of no, I think your cat is having a little laugh at you.

Fridge?
I had a house viewing this morning and hid the breakfast dishes in the fridge. Couldn't find my fav mug until I went looking for milk...

Pyjama pockets, dressing gown pockets, by your toothbrush, by the kettle, under the bedside table, in the fridge.