What terrible thing does your child(ren) think you've done this morning?

[Thorilicious]

DS9 has just come storming downstairs because I've left his clean clothes in front of his drawers. This means he can't get to his uniform in the drawers. I've suggested he move it, causing him to go back upstairs and come down within 10 seconds to say they're too heavy to move. He's not happy that I've suggested he move them one by one then...
Happy Monday all!!

My 12 year old tried her usual Monday morning tactics to get me to change the laws of space-time in order to manage the logistics of driving her to the bus stop when the car and other occupants need to be in the opposite direction at an earlier time.

Then the front door wouldn’t slam as loudly as she would have liked.

Nah, mines all good. Left my teen in bed poorly. I am not making them go to school. They were a tad grumpy for the last few days as they were poorly. So today they are slightly poorlier and quiet. Friday, on the other hand, I made them go to school as they were not quite poorly enough to keep them off.

Well we made them get up and go to school. That's all it takes, really. Also that when it's time to go I can't magically make it go back ten minutes so they can have more arsing about time.
That I wouldn't let them have cake for breakfast.

Nothing. I’m away for work. And I had to deal with nothing…. ….What a wonderful happy Monday Morning it is today ….Runs off skipping into the distance in a happy mood …..

@Paranoidandroidmarvin #jealous