"Outstanding clitoral stimulation !" Aha

[ginandbearit]

Just saw the headline from the Ann Summers survey ...instant Alan Partridge "classic intercourse " comment...
Anyone ever said or had said to you anything toe curling after doing the deed?
I'll start .."you weren't bad for an hors deouvre..see ya " said to me
Sigh

Outstanding clitoral stimulation Gromit.

“That was a bit of top class intercourse”

You're not the best shag but you're definitely the best blow job I've had.
Still annoyed with younger self for not walking right out the door after that!

Not after the deed but an ex told me I was a c u next Tuesday but least I was better than him having to wank.