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What's the weirdest job someone you know does?

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BowerOfBramble · 26/01/2022 19:09

I mean the ones that you'd never heard of until someone you met/a friend of a friend said "oh yes I run a bat sanctuary/teach maths to prisoners/paint portraits of dead hamsters".

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JustLyra · 27/01/2022 00:07

One of DH's closest friends works for a hotel chain company - he's essentially an in house mystery shopper.

He travels round staying in hotels, testing the staff, rooms, bar, restaurant, room service and any other facilities they have. Then writes a report on what was good or what needs improved.

nancy75 · 27/01/2022 00:13

Like a polo I know a pirate hunter (his job has a proper name but it doesn’t sound as exciting) he gets paid a fortune but it’s very dangerous.
I also know a man who make the Wallace & Gromit models (and lots of other creatures out of plasticine) I have a Wallace & Gromit that he made for DD on the side in the dining room!
Stylist for music videos
Theatre set builder

ICouldHaveCheckedFirst · 27/01/2022 00:14

Checking rodents for bubonic plague (not on the UK).
Role playing being the owner of a sick animal, to help train vets (professional actor).

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Hairyfriend · 27/01/2022 00:16

Colleague used to work on clinical trials. He worked years ago on what is now call Alli. The medication makes fat within food pass through the body. The participants were issued with white underwear which was weighed beforehand. Apparently seepage and accidents had to be measured and the splatter damage evaluated!!!

KloppsTeeth · 27/01/2022 00:16

I know a Foley Artist, she reproduces sounds for sound effects. Think someone walking in the snow on screen and you hear the crunch of snow under their feet? It is actually her doing weird stuff to replicate the sound.

PissedOffNeighbour22 · 27/01/2022 00:17

@TickTickTock

My dad worked for customs and had to cover once for one of their trainers.... He had to role play a suspect for strip search training! Had never considered before that they use simulation/role play to train customs officers. What goes on behind closed office doors, eh? 🤪
We used to have a magazine for civil service staff that had interviews with staff doing unusual things. There was a woman who volunteered regularly for the strip search training which included the full cavity search Blush. Can't imagine having to work with colleagues who had done that to me. I suspect she enjoyed it too much to have become the regular volunteer.
PsychCounsellingStudent · 27/01/2022 00:22

Adult xxx dating site content moderator

Smorgasborb · 27/01/2022 00:28

Onion squeezer

Houseofvelour · 27/01/2022 00:30

@BowerOfBramble I don't really know how many bombs are smuggled in fish as he can't really talk about his job much (the military are quite strict about it) but it's a thing apparently. 🤷‍♀️😂

StarryNacht · 27/01/2022 00:34

Forensic child psychiatrist - includes assessing/treating children who have committed serious crimes

Lots of academics - sounds like a very normal job, but then you discover they're an expert in the bacteria in beetle dung or a specific style of lace that the general public have never heard of

HopingForMyRainbowBaby · 27/01/2022 00:35

@WeBuiltThisBuffetOnSausageRoll

I know chicken sexer isn’t actually a funny job, but every time I see it written down I laugh. Is that bad?

It does indeed sound very comical - but the reality of what usually happens to the male chicks is horrible. The whole reason for the job is to avoid wasting money in feeding or accommodating the 'worthless' males.

It's sad and barbaric what they do to male chicks. Often chucked onto a conveyor belt and run through blades whilst still very much alive. They couldn't pay me enough to even consider doing that job!
Luredbyapomegranate · 27/01/2022 01:01

Sex toy engineer
Ancient sword reconstructor/blacksmith
Osteo-archaeologist
Vintage plant engineer/restorer
Cartoonist
Butler (to Sting and Madonna, amongst others)
Porn director/ cameraman (also takes photos for English heritage Grin)
Manager of an endless stream of unsuccessful girl bands
Expert in Neolithic burials
LGBTQ party planner
Penguin-ologist (not a real title but that’s basically what he does)
Expert in Victorian sexual history
Art Curator specialising in LGBTQ art
Manager of a racecourse
Nun (Christian, a few)
Monk (Buddhist, both sexes, a few)
Woman who inherited and now runs a castle

I have a job that involves meeting people who do lots of odd things..

sweetbellyhigh · 27/01/2022 01:04

@ChristmasPlanning

It sounds like a care worker job. They do the night shift in houses with young adults/vulnerable adults. Generally they just sleep but they have to deal with anything that crops up eg fire alarm, distressed residents

sweetbellyhigh · 27/01/2022 01:08

@SmolCat

You get sent press releases about the shows and you can also watch them.

Same with book reviews.

Ellmau · 27/01/2022 01:10

Hedgehog rescuer

Dog physiotherapist

Wildlife artist

Painter of portraits of cows

Alpaca farmer

EmbarrassingHadrosaurus · 27/01/2022 01:16

[quote sweetbellyhigh]@ChristmasPlanning

It sounds like a care worker job. They do the night shift in houses with young adults/vulnerable adults. Generally they just sleep but they have to deal with anything that crops up eg fire alarm, distressed residents [/quote]
There was a kerfuffle a while back because so many agencies paid very poor rates for sleep-in contracts—basically because they claimed people go to sleep but, in reality, in a lot of situations, people are helping someone pretty much all night long.

This was the last update I saw. Mencap and other agencies insisted that they should only have to pay minimum wage rate and that only for the hours that people were awake and working.

The government is under pressure to reform care laws after the supreme court ruled that support workers on “sleep-in” shifts are not required to be paid the national minimum wage for hours when they are not awake..

The decision ends a four-year legal battle involving two care workers and the learning disability charity Mencap….

The court said care workers should only be paid the national minimum wage hourly rate on sleep-in shifts when they were awake for the purposes of working.

…the decision means thousands of care support workers – already on low incomes – potentially face substantial cuts in earnings.

Before 2017, care workers on sleep-ins were paid a flat rate, receiving an hourly rate only for the hours they were awake for the purposes of working. This changed after guidance said care workers should be paid the national minimum wage for all the hours they were at work, regardless of whether they were asleep.

An employment tribunal confirmed this in 2017:

A year later the appeal court reversed the back-pay decision and ruled flat-rate payments were fair, meaning sleep-in care workers could receive the full rate only for those hours during which they were awake and assisting the client.

www.theguardian.com/society/2021/mar/19/sleep-in-care-workers-not-entitled-minimum-wage-supreme-court

sweetbellyhigh · 27/01/2022 01:18

Last week I met two women who have the glorious job of taking five people a day for a walk and talk, then serving them coffee and cake afterwards. It's all free to participants. The point is just to improve someone's day.

My dad was an explorer and had a fascinating life.

sweetbellyhigh · 27/01/2022 01:19

@EmbarrassingHadrosaurus

Yes I think the notion that they just sleep is a myth. A friend who did this job in Australia was badly injured by one of the residents having a meltdown and had to retire at 42.

EmbarrassingHadrosaurus · 27/01/2022 01:22

@sweetbellyhigh

Last week I met two women who have the glorious job of taking five people a day for a walk and talk, then serving them coffee and cake afterwards. It's all free to participants. The point is just to improve someone's day.

My dad was an explorer and had a fascinating life.

Is that a social prescribing or dementia-friendly programme? It sounds so lovely and civilised.
GloriaSicTransitMundi · 27/01/2022 01:28

Pea inspector.

Frozen food company, stares at peas going down the conveyor belt and picks out any bad ones.

crazybeelady · 27/01/2022 01:38

Bee swarm collector 😂

pantsandpringles · 27/01/2022 02:18

Can everyone who is able, please post how we get jobs like these?? (except the horse bean one 🐴🤢)

Giggorata · 27/01/2022 02:24

Some of mine have already been mentioned - I wonder if they are the same people?
Mole catcher,
Pagan celebrant
Poet
Stained glass artist
Cartoonist
Etc

A woman who rode the Wall of Death at seaside fairgrounds.
A builder of replica vintage trains in miniature. (Enthusiasts from all over the world, who would have thought it?)
Someone who taught art in prisons
Several taxidermists
A martial artist/actor/stunt performer
A sheep shearer
A designer and builder of polystyrene houses
A restorer and builder of bubble cars
The proprietor of a small circus.

Years ago, my younger brother went off with a travelling fair one summer. One of his jobs was to lurk unseen inside the ghost train ride, and scream and grab or push people as they went by.

Ericaequites · 27/01/2022 02:54

@SeenYourArse. - I learned to do this as a teen when I took riding lessons. It’s disgusting to do, and may be one reason I’m a lesbian. I used to manage a self storage business, which is pretty strange.

Ericaequites · 27/01/2022 02:57

Dominatrix; she has a degree in English lit from a Seven Sisters College.