I know I'm a parent because

[leanandkeenintheory]

we hit that milestone of DS wetting themselves in the soft play today.

Awww no one else playing ? How do you know you're a parent 🙈🙊

The most recent day I went into the office (I generally WFH), I dug in my bag for my swipe card and realised I forgot to clear it out before work, and pulled out a spare pair of toddler pants, a random toy car and several snacks.

I'm skint

I spend my life doing laundry and yet my clothes always seem to have muck on them

You on holiday and find random lego bricks in your bag
Your coat pockets have 'interesting' stones in them.
Your fear when you have a potential Covid symptom is not the illness, its the fear of not being able to look after them properly.

I fortunately never had the wee in soft play scenario. Hotel foyer however...

I'm constantly worried, skint, and knackered.

I went to work with baby sick on my shoulder.
I also Went to a night duty with one black shoe and one navy one (similar loafers). So tired.

@Aroundtheworldin80moves

You on holiday and find random lego bricks in your bag Your coat pockets have 'interesting' stones in them. Your fear when you have a potential Covid symptom is not the illness, its the fear of not being able to look after them properly.

I fortunately never had the wee in soft play scenario. Hotel foyer however...

first DC no embarrassing accidents, this one, numerous. Anyway there's no turned back now. We damply plod on with our pockets full of stones