What cake would you choose for an ambush

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Black Forest Gateau for a 70s themed party
Banofee pie for a birthday party
Coffee cake for your tea
Carrot cake for Easter

Any other themed ambushes?

...ambush??

@DropYourSword

...ambush??

I just googled, OP is trying to make a joke regarding the bojo birthday party.

Rock cakes would cause the most damage

Battenburg has always sounded quite military to me.

Victoria sponge seems suitably patriotic for such an event.

Death by chocolate springs to mind.

There’s a lemon cheesecake made by a local bakery that could ambush me, persuade me to leave my life behind and run away to join a circus.

Or a
Tara - miss you. NOT.

A massive pile of cream, custard and various sauces. And a catapult.

I'd do a baby gender reveal ambush, the parents enter the room and have cake thrown at them that has blue or pink jelly inside

I think a nice madeira would do the job

Cheesecake to reference the wine&cheese party.

Extra points if it's one of those actual cakes made of cheese.

@HeronLanyon

Death by chocolate springs to mind.

Hah!

Nigella’s Guinness gingerbread cake socks a punch

Colin caterpillar for a snake's birthday

Eton Mess seems quite apt for them all.

My mums fruit cake, fucking nora! that would take your eye out.

she is often found to be wailing at the cake tin, 'I don't know why I bother, no one ever eats it' but still she offers a piece.

A cake with a file in it......

A paper file of damning evidence 😄

death by chocolate sounds great - I would make it a Cadbury though, it's manky since Mondelez screw it up but patriotic.

Parkin, if in a park.

A Custard Pie?

Devil’s Food Cake should tempt the evil amongst us.