What else can we ask Sue Gray?

[Flowertailbird]

As she is the only person who has the answers I want to ask her if she can do an inquiry into why my washing machine only starts after I've pressed the start button in a particular way (random every time, one press is never good enough). Also, a report into family members who are guilty of not replacing toilet roll would also be welcome.

Can Sue Gray answer any questions for you?

Where the flip are my comfy hush trousers? Searched everywhere and they've vanished. Are they isolating? If so, how long for?

Where has one of my stripy pillowcases gone? Both went into the washing machine, both went into the tumble dryer, only one is in airing cupboard!

I need to know why there's too much month left at the end of my money.

I know the answer to your washing machine question, but of course it's right that we let Sue finish her report first before I comment on it.

Where see all the odd socks?

And why does it always have to be that three appliances or household things break down in short order, rather than singly?

Could she tell us if a bear shits in the woods? After a full inquiry of course.

I would like sue to tell me why my t shirts get tiny holes in them.

@SouthOfFrance

I know the answer to your washing machine question, but of course it's right that we let Sue finish her report first before I comment on it.

I respect the fact she has to finish her report but it is dragging on. I have however heard that it is being delayed for another week due to ongoing interviews with other appliances and new revelations that it didn't know it had to start when the start button was pressed as no one told it that that was the right thing to do.

Can I add a dishwasher to the washing machine question?

Mine insists on me pressing the start button twice. I think once should be enough, surely? .

I'd be glad to be told what I did with my glasses. I loved the frames and justified buying them by promising myself I would have them reglazed next time.

Much rides on Sue Grey, it will be interesting to know how she's deals with the dilemma of snitching on the man who is effectually her boss.

I do hope she has some support in RL.

I’d like know who the fuck she is

@TheGoldenWolfFleece if they're on the front it could be your belt. Took me ages to work that out.

I'd like to know why the car charger can't release the lock straight away and if by pulling it three times I'm going to damage it.

Whether it is a nice day