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Male friend requests

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FindingMeno · 16/01/2022 09:30

Who'd have known that every single man who wants to friend me on fb is good- looking and a pilot, surgeon or military?
It's almost like some blokes think women are stupid....

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Luredbyapomegranate · 16/01/2022 21:06

If they are pilots they are probably actually delivery drivers now Grin

FindingMeno · 16/01/2022 21:12

@Luredbyapomegranate of course, in their fantasy world they still are pilots.

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buckeejit · 16/01/2022 21:14

Wow, me too. The latest has such a string of 'candid' photos of just him.

I once accidentally accepted a friend request when I was drunk as same first name as an old school friend & messaged my life story since as thought he was moving home. Confused

Greyingmumto3 · 16/01/2022 21:18

I get a lot of men posing with big fish ! Not sure why 😂

Shapiro · 16/01/2022 21:31

Oil engineers that look like bearded teddy bears.

Message - Am plissed meet u my Queen.

Me - my satellite phone has traces your message is showing me that you are in Nigeria.

Grin
crapatthis1 · 16/01/2022 21:35

You should try playing the app Words with Friends. So many catfishes!

Shapiro · 16/01/2022 21:42

And for all the dick pictures and videos I receive every day I always reply with - ‘Why are you sending me a picture of a child’s penis?’

WorraLiberty · 16/01/2022 21:46

@Shapiro

And for all the dick pictures and videos I receive every day I always reply with - ‘Why are you sending me a picture of a child’s penis?’
Just tell them your one's bigger Wink
ElEmEnOhPee · 16/01/2022 21:48

Mine all want to see my "bobs" Grin

"show me picture of bobs please" - I should really start sending them pictures of Bob Monkhouse!

Imissmoominmama · 16/01/2022 21:50
Grin
Shapiro · 21/01/2022 21:05

I hope this Foot fetish one was happy with the photo I sent him -

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Imissmoominmama · 22/01/2022 11:09

Brilliant! Grin

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