Things have started going missing around the home, to the extent I think I'm going mad.
Firstly, an item of make-up disappeared completely. It wasn't super expensive, nor desirable (just some primer). But I always kept it in the exact same place within my make-up bag. I have looked under the cupboards, under the sink, anywhere it could potentially be. Nada.
Then my daughter's wallet went missing. I'm giving this one a free pass at the moment because my children are rubbish at remembering where they've put things, and the playroom looks like it's been burgled.
Then my sewing kit disappeared. It's always kept in the same drawer in a bookshelf in the study. I VERY RARELY SEW.
Worst (or at least, if someone is taking stuff, most embarrassing of all), my vibrator has gone. Just... gone. I keep it in my bedside cupboard, as you do. I wouldn't take it anywhere. It's not like I give it an outing to the shops every few days. Husband swears it's not a practical joke.
So, who has access to my house? My husband. Very limited interest in either sewing, make-up or vibrators. Very unlikely to be DD6 or DD8. Neither has any interest in make-up (and if they did, primer wouldn't be the first port of call), and they just aren't going to take a vibrator... DD's tutor, who is never left alone and certainly never goes upstairs. Ditto a plumber who only came to the kitchen. We do have a cleaner, but come on, why would she take second-hand make up or - worse - a second hand sex toy?!
WHAT IS HAPPENING?!