If you could ban anything, what would you ban?

[NewWateringCan]

As above.
This is one of my favourite topics of conversation. It can be anything you like, no rules, but ideally small, petty, and lighthearted. It usually is things that aren't already illegal, but it can be, as not all laws get followed. It can be anything you want!
Lighthearted, if possible!
My list includes but is not limited to,
fireworks
glitter
people spitting
children running at pigeons
balloons
daylight savings time
loud cars and motorbikes
my vacuum running out of battery
having a cold nose.
Please, tell me yours!

Billionaires (greed of such magnitude should be classified as a mental disorder)
Lobbyists acting for billionaires
Pornography
Love island / I’m a celeb/ big brother etc etc
The so called Honours System
All ministers who send their underlings to take a kicking rather than being accountable to the Commons and select committees
Rupert Murdoch and all his kin
Online betting
Heroin
Pay day loan businesses charging exorbitant rates

An unregulated stock market
Heroin and cocaine
Piers Morgan
Paul Dacre
The Sun newspaper

Pronoun tag things on social media
Cancelling
Christmas wrapping paper and general Christmas over consumption
The pandemic - obvs

Woodburners

Trampolines and hot tubs in small urban gardens.

Porn.

The Daily Mail and Daily Express.

Anyone owning a British newspaper if they don't live here full-time

Putting pressure on people - generally women - to wear high heeled shoes

Putting pressure on people (or me anyway) to celebrate our birthdays

The words/phrase plant based

Tattoos.
People who burst into laughter after each sentence.

@AdditionalCharacter I know! What’s wrong with vegetarian or vegan??

The use of words like slut, slutty, tarty etc on a forum such as MN. MN is predominately female and we such not be addressing things or others in this tone.

Woodburners here too. It can't be long, surely? It's crazy that we have the ULEZ in London and yet people are allowed to pollute the atmosphere with their filthy woodburners unfettered.

Chavs

Tuesdays and Coriander,

Parents who let their kids run riot.

Smoking obvs, but also eating on public transport unless you're medically exempt, listening to music on public transport without headphones and generally being loud, obnoxious and inconsiderate asshole.

Wasps who terrorize me on our balcony.

I know they are pollinators etc so no complete ban, just stay away from my lovely piece of salmon and fresh corn on the cob.

And stop scaring the hummingbirds away from their feeder. It is January for goodness sakes. Why is there a wasp at the feeder? Go away.

Cigarettes , spitting, fireworks, covid

Drones

Any smoking including vaping. I hate breathing in people’s fruity stale air as much cigarette smoke.
Motorbikes.
Any kind of cold calling but especially doorstop
Plastic packaging where not completely necessary

Boy racers
Smart phones for under 18s
Automated answering services
Drivers who cut corners when turning right
People who don't respect personal space.
Insidious sexism

I’d ban cars or at least on road parking, those automated check outs and ofsted.

Slow walkers (unless ofc there's a valid reason)

Careless drivers

Monday mornings

Hermes

Rats - absolute feckers

Alcohol/gambling/drugs/any other addiction or substance which has the potential to ruin lives

Most reality TV

Sugar and processed foods - I'd be the first to moan but hey, we'd likely live longer

Poor hygiene

Billionaires - nobody should have an obscene amount of money when poverty still exists

Big creepy spiders

Lying Tories

Plastic

Noisy eaters (looking at you DH)

Competitive parenting

Social media influencers/content creators

YouTube gamers - they talk absolute shite for the sake of talking and my DC feel the need to do the same when gaming

Motorbikes. I hate them with the passion of 50 thousand suns. Loud and not good for my head. Dangerous on the roads. And it really takes the piss when you're driving around and around the carpark and think you've finally found a spot, get closer and it's a fucking motorbike taking up the spot! It really makes me so angry I want to flatten the bloody horrible things.

I'd also ban Transactivism/Femphobia.

Noisy as hell carpet cleaning vans running for hours outside my apartment. It's a lovely sunny day and I want the balcony door open to blow away the cobwebs.

Why can't they figure out a way to clean carpets without the racket?