If you could ban anything, what would you ban?

[NewWateringCan]

As above.
This is one of my favourite topics of conversation. It can be anything you like, no rules, but ideally small, petty, and lighthearted. It usually is things that aren't already illegal, but it can be, as not all laws get followed. It can be anything you want!
Lighthearted, if possible!
My list includes but is not limited to,
fireworks
glitter
people spitting
children running at pigeons
balloons
daylight savings time
loud cars and motorbikes
my vacuum running out of battery
having a cold nose.
Please, tell me yours!

@BluTangClan

Leaf blowers.

Omg yes!

@SpookyScaruSkeletons not even remotely. Just adding my opinion just like everyone else.

Tories & right wing opinions

Men using trans rights to invade women’s spaces.

Smoking and drugs

Bullies

Shitty deaths. Everyone should have a peaceful death in their sleep aged 90.

Depression and anxiety

Homework

Dogs. Bloody dogs....as pets.
I'd allow working sheep dogs on farms and guide dogs for the blind/disability help dogs. That's all. The rest would go.

@MeanderingGently

Dogs. Bloody dogs....as pets. I'd allow working sheep dogs on farms and guide dogs for the blind/disability help dogs. That's all. The rest would go.

So my nans dog who has kept her company and something to get up for after my grandad died?

My dog, who has been through everything with me. All my highs and shit lows, whose never bothered another being in his life?

Weird.

Overtime

Council tax
TV licences
The advert that says Flashing lights
Nits
Flies
Social hugging and kissing of any kind including air kisses
Air brushing in magazines
People who are famous for no reason from now on you have to demonstrate an actual talent

I had to Google MAMIL and now I can never unsee it

Cancer
Litter
EU

Cars with indicators on the inside side of the headlight and none on the actual side of the car.
A modern trend which is a pain in the arse when you're trying to cross at a t-junction.

@AllThingsServeTheBeam some people dot like dogs. I used to feel the same but now have a rescue. We’re all different no?

[quote Benjispruce5]@AllThingsServeTheBeam some people dot like dogs. I used to feel the same but now have a rescue. We’re all different no?[/quote]
Yes. And I am ok to find people not wanting other people to own dogs weird. No?

Online gambling.

Caravans
Cyclists
Dogs

Alcohol

@PhilCornwall1

Caravans Cyclists Dogs

If you are banning cyclists, I am banning cars and other private motorised transport. Enjoy the bus 😉

If you are banning cyclists, I am banning cars and other private motorised transport. Enjoy the bus 😉

I'll start a taxi service and carry myself around. 😁

@PhilCornwall1

If you are banning cyclists, I am banning cars and other private motorised transport. Enjoy the bus 😉

I'll start a taxi service and carry myself around. 😁

A taxi is usually a car, last time I looked... They are banned! It's buses, trains or trams. Or skateboards...

People who use your name too much as a power play.

"Thank you pawpatrolneedaunion, and by the way pawpatroldontneedaunion...."

I know who I am, you don't need to constantly use my name like a school teacher.

Liars

(I know, a lot of banning)

@knackeredcat

Liars

(I know, a lot of banning)

Would it not be easier just to ban lying?

Although on further contemplation... it would get rid of a lot of politicians that I have no respect for... 🤔

Fake grass

Influencers

A taxi is usually a car, last time I looked... They are banned! It's buses, trains or trams. Or skateboards...

Perhaps I could use my 80s roller skates, it could get very messy.

Television license
Fireworks
Covid