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If you have a few hundred quid burning a hole in your pocket ...

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Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 05/01/2022 08:25

The model's expression says it all, I feel.

ports1961.com/products/off-the-shoulder-cocoon-knit

If you have a few hundred quid burning a hole in your pocket ...
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Soubriquet · 05/01/2022 08:26

What. The. Fuck.

WalkersAreNotTheOnlyCrisps · 05/01/2022 08:26

Shut up 😭😂 WTF?!

Soubriquet · 05/01/2022 08:27

I swear, some of these things that look ridiculous and are expensive, are just money laundering sites. Who on earth would pay money for that?!

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 05/01/2022 08:27

Saw this on Twitter. Another person had the ideal shoes to go with it.

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sweetbellyhigh · 05/01/2022 08:28

😂

EmmaH2022 · 05/01/2022 08:30

That doesn't look real
The model doesn't look real either!

ILiveInSalemsLot · 05/01/2022 08:32

😂😂 that is so bad.

MrsSkylerWhite · 05/01/2022 08:35

My knitting is like that!

I could have been making a fortune all these years 😫

AllYouCanEatBrestaurant · 05/01/2022 08:36

Dress up day at school, mum forgot. Here, take my jumper...you're a...a...urm... robot 🤖

Just say beep! a lot.

OneRingToRuleThemAll · 05/01/2022 08:37

She looks like a plant pot 🤣😂

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 05/01/2022 08:37

Inevitably, people on Twitter were linking to this.

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BusterGonad · 05/01/2022 08:43

I usually stick up for fashion but this... I can't really find much to like about it.

BusterGonad · 05/01/2022 08:45

It's a really shit site too as it doesn't even give you the fabric content or washing instructions.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 05/01/2022 08:46

Possibly because nobody would wear it more than once!

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DontTellThemYourNamePike · 05/01/2022 08:53

Both my DCs' drawings of people went through a phase of looking like that!!

loudbatperson · 05/01/2022 08:58

I can't work out the anatomy of the model. The arms and shoulder distances.

WalkersAreNotTheOnlyCrisps · 05/01/2022 09:07

That's what I can't stop staring at, it makes her look like she has no shoulders because of where her arms appear to begin.

BusterGonad · 05/01/2022 09:17

@Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g

Possibly because nobody would wear it more than once!
😂 Yes!
3luckystars · 05/01/2022 09:17

Gorgeous, and a total bargain!

SpookyScarySkeletons · 05/01/2022 09:20

She looks like a minion 😂😂

BusterGonad · 05/01/2022 09:25

I initially thought it was a dress, and was disappointed to find it was and jumper and skirt combo.

VodselForDinner · 05/01/2022 09:26

All I can see is Bill and Ben.

Gasp0deTheW0nderD0g · 05/01/2022 09:31

Flubadub!

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titanic25 · 05/01/2022 09:48

They clearly want to go out of business

saleorbouy · 05/01/2022 10:11

I've always wanted to launch a fashion label named "Gullible" so designs such as these where only only "fashion victims" would be seen wearing them.