Duty Mumsnetter (MNHQ) please 'pm' me

[DanFmDorking]

Could the Duty Mumsnetter (MNHQ) please 'PM' me
Thank you
Dan

Would they actually do that?

Ooooh what for. Have a yoni massage to offer?

I don't think that's how it works Dan.

You OK, @DanFmDorking?

I do like the idea that there's a Duty Mumsnetter. Can we take turns.

@DanFmDorking I will report your post.

Why?

@MrsTerryPratchett
Good idea - thanks

This is like when my mother updates her Facebook status to ask me what time dinner is.

U Ok Hun?

Hi there Dan,
You're very welcome to contact us by reporting one of your posts, just up at the top right hand corner. Press 'report' and we'll get a message from you on our system.
Hope that's useful!

Thank you @HopeMumsnet
I have tried to 'PM' you but it is turned off.
What is the best way to contact you?
Thanks - Dan

@DanFmDorking - click on “report” in the bar above your post, and a box will come up where you can write your message to MNHQ.

Dear Mumsnet

A man has called- hurry! It’s probably something very important.
Don’t forget to touch up your lippy first, now- nobody likes a dowdy moderator, do they!

Thanks for your help peeps,
I'm making progress now (I think!)

Dan PMs to HQ don't really work, hence being asked to report your post to elicit a reply. Or you can email in directly to
[email protected] bear in mind there is a gate to go through checking you are not a bot. HTH and I hope you're okay.

@Boood
That made me laugh!

But it's not any old man, it's Christmas Eve and it's DanFromDorking, and if he's got tech issues, then it's urgent!

MN Christmas won't be the same without the annual tradition!!

@Boood

Dear Mumsnet

A man has called- hurry! It’s probably something very important.
Don’t forget to touch up your lippy first, now- nobody likes a dowdy moderator, do they!

Erm how bout you don't make assumptions about the sex of a poster from their user name and why are you being so rude anyway? A poster has a question or query, why is that risible from a man?

@FlibbertyGiblets I wondered how anyone knew 'Dan' was a man too 🤷‍♂️

I have always enjoyed Dan's posts over the years

I've come across Dan a good few times, they've been here ages. I know you can't be certain, but I'm fairly sure Dan is female.

Hope you can get whatever it is sorted.
Christmas cannot start without the annual DanFMDorking thread 🎄🎄

@DramaAlpaca

I've come across Dan a good few times, they've been here ages. I know you can't be certain, but I'm fairly sure Dan is female.

Just to add, not that it matters in the least.

Dan's been around ages and has always struck me as being a good'un.

Erm how bout you don't make assumptions about the sex of a poster from their user name and why are you being so rude anyway? A poster has a question or query, why is that risible from a man?

I agree!
This is meant to be a place of support but it seems some posters on various threads don’t like men on this site.

@BingoLingFucker

Hope you can get whatever it is sorted. Christmas cannot start without the annual DanFMDorking thread 🎄🎄

Abso-fucking-lootley!!