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Yoni massage

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Bookridden · 20/12/2021 19:44

Long term Mumsnetters may recall a MN classic thread where a chap (whose name I think was Brian) offered a yoni massage to any ladeez who wanted one. It was obviously a really funny thread and became a deserved classic. For some reason, it popped into my mind today, and I decided to Google "yoni massage ". It's a real thing and I found this:

tantralink.com/sexual-somatic-bodyworkers/hugs-brighton-london-bristol/

Anyone ever had this? I have so many questions...

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EnidFrighten · 20/12/2021 19:46

No but there's a whole podcast about a cult that was based on yoni massage! www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p08xzk5h/episodes/downloads

Deadringer · 20/12/2021 20:39

Cock coaching Shock

RoseAndRose · 20/12/2021 20:41

Brian

ISpyCobraKai · 20/12/2021 20:42

Mini break in Hull?

RandomDent · 20/12/2021 20:43

Paging Brian from Hull! I miss the olden days 😂

Tambourinetunes · 20/12/2021 20:46

There was a programme on Channel 4 recently with Alice Levine which included this, it was an emotional watch and potentially triggering.

Autumnleavesfalling · 20/12/2021 20:47

Oh that thread made me laugh so much.... I am the one and Yoni 😂

Omicrone · 20/12/2021 20:48

Aw, Brian and his Yoni massage - what a thread. My yoni says noni 😂😂😂

dancemom · 20/12/2021 20:49

I remember that thread, it was hilarious

Hugoslavia · 20/12/2021 20:49

His actual name in RL was Roy. Mumsnetters just called him Brian. If you Google Roy from Hull Yoni Massage he will probably pop up (so to speak). I'm sure that he was be extremely excited to answer any questions that you might have (box of tissues at the ready).

Sideswiped · 20/12/2021 20:49

I still have 'my yoni says noni' in my head all these years on! Grin

Sideswiped · 20/12/2021 20:50

@Omicrone, great minds think alike! Smile

StormyCornishSeas · 20/12/2021 20:52

This was when I first joined Mumsnet or o certainly hadn't been a member for long And when anyone asked what their funniest thread was etc this is my go to response

Omicrone · 20/12/2021 20:53

I had to find the thread:

www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/1729276-Yoni-Vaginal-Massage

Omicrone · 20/12/2021 20:54

If you Google Roy from Hull Yoni Massage he will probably pop up (so to speak).

Grin
Quirrelsotherface · 20/12/2021 21:18

I remember and lots of usernames in the weeks and months after were yoni related Grin

Quirrelsotherface · 20/12/2021 21:19

Yoni live once

Deadringer · 20/12/2021 22:56

Yoni the lonely

Annonnimoouse42 · 20/12/2021 23:20

it was just the best thread. I still snigger to myself.

WarmSausageTea · 20/12/2021 23:22

Yoni Mitchell still cracks me up.

ImJustAsking · 20/12/2021 23:23

That thread was worth it for the name changes alone!

TheUnquestionedAnswer · 20/12/2021 23:36

I posted on that thread, god knows what my username was then though.

ArrrMeHearties · 20/12/2021 23:42

omicrone I'm 7 posts into the yoni thread and I'm already crying with laughter 😂😂

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