Funniest stuff you've overheard!

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NCd for this, it's not my first post, it's just a bit outing and I didn't want it linked to my other posts.

Sitting relaxing at home and see Dear Neighbour rushing up the street with his DS, about 4.

Opens his front door and yells through it to his missus -

"Can you run the bath, quick please..."

"Why" she yells back

"Cos he shat himself right outside the swimming pool"

I peek out the window and notice his DS is stood there in very brown trousers 😂😂😂

When my now dd15 was about 5 or 6 we were walking into town. She said something funny and as I always did I said to her while giggling, ‘You’re a funnyuin’ imagine with my slight northern accent.

Then I said, ‘what are you?’. She replied ‘an onion mummy’.

My legs literally nearly went from under me because I was laughing so hard. I had called her a funnyuin since she was born, she always thought I was calling her an onion. Makes me lol now still 😁