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Just a bit of fun this to Greg Lakes I believe in Father Christmas

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Aldinho57 · 16/12/2021 09:08

They said don’t mix at Christmas
They said protect the NHS
But instead the Tories they had parties
while we all stayed at home
I remember one home work Morning
very bored and feeling down
And the ring of the house bell made me feel swell
someone to talk to at last

They sold me a dream of Christmas
They sold me a Silent lie
They told me a fairy story
'Till I believed I was going to die
And I believed in Boris Johnson
And I looked to the TV with excited eyes
'Till I woke with a yawn in the first Light of dawn
And I saw him and through his disguise

I wish you a very safe Christmas
I wish you an even safer new Year
All anguish pain and loneliness
Leave your home and let your road be clear
They said don’t mix at Christmas
They said protect the NHS
Hallelujah, Noel, be it Heaven or hell
The Government we get we deserve

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pointythings · 16/12/2021 11:31

Great work.

Also one of my favourite Christmas songs, which probably makes me a Grinch.

Aldinho57 · 16/12/2021 16:18

@pointythings thanks at least some one likes it happy christmas

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NotTheOriginalFeargalSharkey · 16/12/2021 21:17

Love it!

DappyApple · 16/12/2021 21:26

Very apt op, love it!

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