Dumb comments your dc have come out with.

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Gonna have to start with what 6 year old ds said.

I asked him if he enjoyed his tea and he replied “kind of”

When I asked what was wrong with it he said “nothing. It just made me really full”

We were driving through Runnymede some time back, and I pointed out to ds the circle of chairs on the site where the Magna Carta was signed. He said “Wow, and those chairs have been there all this time!”

Ds has autism. I had covid. " mummy I want you to die " 2 mins later mummy I love you.

Mummy I can't flush the toilet because water gos in. It will flood and I don't want to swim in toilet water.

My daughters ex partner is an undertaker and sometimes maggots were involved in removals when the person had been deceased for a while. My daughter asked what they did with the sawdust when they cleared the maggots up. We all looked at her amazed. Turns out the only maggots she had ever seen were the ones her dad took fishing and they are in sawdust. She was in her 20’s has a degree and a high powered job. 😣