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58 yo woman plots to overthrow the government

454 replies

shakingmytambourineatyou · 07/12/2021 20:19

Right. I am now so sick of just about everything, the plots, the lies, the policies, that I am thinking of nipping down south (if there are any trains/tubes) and overthrowing the government. What will I need? Should I take sandwiches?

OP posts:
BigRedDuck · 07/12/2021 22:18

I can offer you all a place to stay safe from prying eyes. And tea. And a nice dog to play with Grin

ohfourfoxache · 07/12/2021 22:21

Can I join you please?

Happy to do any job, preferably in health. Would love to prevent any more privatisation having just mapped over 300 private providers contracted by my organisation - one of many reasons why I don’t like the current bunch of twats

I could bring copious supplies of flavoured vodka

Summerhillsquare · 07/12/2021 22:22

I'm ready. I think the Tony Benn (yes, I know he was a man but he was up for a bit of overthrowing) approach of a flask of tea and a pipe ready to be lit will see us through. And may I take a look at the Climate Change job please, I have ideas.

BigRedDuck · 07/12/2021 22:24

I can also offer a clear route into the PMs holiday residence. 😂

momager1 · 07/12/2021 22:26

@SlatternIsMyMiddleName

Can I have Secretary of State for Northern Ireland please.

First thing I will do is black list every bastarding company that now refuses to deliver to us, despite happily taking our money for years.

I can bring Tayto cheese and onion crisps.

I am in. Belfast girl living in Canada. I am IN for the tayto cheese and onion. One of my customers brought me a pack of walkers from the british shop last week. Will do in a pinch ..but I LOVE TAYTO. so. off to check out flight prices from toronto
MrsTerryPratchett · 07/12/2021 22:26

I'm in @ChotaPeg's cheese and wine group not @DameCelia's tea and cake group.

Some things are important.

Peoples Front of Judea and all that.

MuthaFunka61 · 07/12/2021 22:27

I've my docs on and my drum ready.

Which corner of the Rd do I wait on for the sharra to pick me up?

HopeYourHighHorseBucks · 07/12/2021 22:28

I was up for it until I read no weapons. I suppose I could just tut at them and give them the cat bum mouth look.

Flipflopblowout · 07/12/2021 22:29

Take a raincoat, it's raining.

MargotsBumpyNight · 07/12/2021 22:35

Right I've got my hard hat, a shovel (for the shit they spout), a pitchfork for the ousting and a flask of gin. Sadly I'm not allowed a flaming torch on the bus. Will a Bic lighter do?

MrsTerryPratchett · 07/12/2021 22:38

Will a Bic lighter do?

Zippos only. We're not animals.

StCharlotte · 07/12/2021 22:39

I can provide accommodation (or at least a toilet) - my cousin lives right on Whitehall. In a housing association flat would you believe.

Dusts off Oyster Card

Obsidiansphere · 07/12/2021 22:39

I’ll bring baccy, beer, Pringles and a toilet brush!

Obsidiansphere · 07/12/2021 22:39

Ohhhh and tenna ladies Wink

BingoandBluey · 07/12/2021 22:41

Can someone arrange to put enough money towards the cladding crisis please? Thanks in advance.

I will tell the existing MPs who have gone to work that there's free cake/ booze outside and then we can take over when they've all wandered out.

Kshhuxnxk · 07/12/2021 22:42

You do England I'll do Scotland then!

MrsTerryPratchett · 07/12/2021 22:42

@BingoandBluey

Can someone arrange to put enough money towards the cladding crisis please? Thanks in advance.

I will tell the existing MPs who have gone to work that there's free cake/ booze outside and then we can take over when they've all wandered out.

I'm Housing so yes.
Roominmyhouse · 07/12/2021 22:44

Count me in!

TwoMuchTwoYoung · 07/12/2021 22:51

I’m coming, I’m bloody great at choosing expensive wallpaper and ordering takeaways.
Don’t forget your contraception, he likes to share it out our BoJo.
Are we glueing our hands to anything?

FOJN · 07/12/2021 22:51

Count me in. I can't revolt without Yorkshire tea so will have to bring a tanker of the stuff.

I can also supply a stern voice and a flat pack naughty step.

DirtyDancing · 07/12/2021 22:51

I don't mind doing the press Secretary post if it still going...? I'm not very good at answering direct questions from people.. but I do like a laugh and giggle if that'll do?

MrsTerryPratchett · 07/12/2021 22:52

@DirtyDancing

I don't mind doing the press Secretary post if it still going...? I'm not very good at answering direct questions from people.. but I do like a laugh and giggle if that'll do?
Did you threaten to overrule him?
DirtyDancing · 07/12/2021 22:53

@TwoMuchTwoYoung I'm okay with perhaps gluing 1 hand, but not sure about two. I know I'll get an annoying itch somewhere as soon as they are stuck dow. and it'll drive me mad.

TooManyGiraffes · 07/12/2021 22:55

@shakingmytambourineatyou

Ps. Just for fun Grin. No guns or anything!
Is gunpowder allowed? I know bonfire night has passed but fireworks are also traditional for New Year.
gingercat02 · 07/12/2021 22:57

I'm in! They are incompetent, useless, uncaring wankers. Can I please be the one to shave off BoJo's hair.
Ben Elton was on the radio this morning and called him Mr Johnson as anything else is too friendly. I may take that up