Any of you lovely ladies fractured your humerus bone?
Fell over in bedroom the other eve, landed on DGMs antique chair.
DM was more concerned about state of chair, Ta ma.
When arm started to resemble Popeyes, reluctantly got dragged off to A&E.
After 5 hr wait, arm x rayed and in collar and cuff.
Kept apologising for wasting time "it's only a bruise"
Staff were fantastic but SO many people complaining about the wait.