My eyes,my eyes! Reborn doll with a twist horror

[MintyGreenDream]

I won't sleep tonight

Jings.

As suggested, I will scroll pastif. I think it's for the best

Oh crikey.

The Frozen pjs 😂

Awwwwww He's so cute.

I'd never be able to sleep if I knew that was in the house!!

My daughter loved her one - Umi!

She also had a couple of human reborn sans a gorilla baby one.

Best things I ever bought her as she absolutely loved them and it was great because they can wear real baby clothes so she was easy to buy for Christmas and birthdays for a few years.

This is the one my daughter had

Fuck me they are creepy...

It's so weird!

WTF is it wearing?!

Christ on a bike. I wish I had scrolled pastif.

Definitely scroll pastif.

at the Frozen PJs on a monkey doll!

Well, for a start, to my mind it looks like an orang utan rather than a chimp....
I don't think it's looks scary, rather sweet actually. But then I think baby apes are incredibly cute anyway.
Think what fun you could have confusing your neighbours though...

@Skeumorph

Jings.

As suggested, I will scroll pastif. I think it's for the best

I couldn’t scroll pastif fastif nough

@ShirleyPhallus

Is everyone else saying that in a kind of 'Ercule Poirot! accent?!

'Ah, ah weeel scroll pastif! Eeet ees for ze best'

I like the monkey ones but have a visceral reaction to the human ones. I really upset someone at a craft fair once with my OMFG reaction

@BleuJay the one your daughter had is quite sweet!

Not so much the psychozombiekiller chimp baby, though.

Much better than a creepy human version though!

Tbh the lack of punctuation is almost as distressing to me as the absolutely horrifying "doll".

Omg I snorted with laughter