Went to visit DH’s aunt and uncle earlier, we only see them once or twice a year. Lovely people but a little dry and very slightly eccentric.
We arrived, they opened the door, we were probably slightly too ebullient with the ‘hello’s’ and ‘lovely to see you’s’ and I went ahead to uncle and said
‘Ah and look at you with glittery jumper on!!’
They both looked at me really oddly and as soon as I said it I could see that actually the ‘glitter’ was an awful lot of dandruff on his dark jumper.
How I didn’t vomit with shame, I literally stopped breathing. Nothing was said but I genuinely felt weak as I followed them into the lounge.
I then spent the next hour with burning cheeks and desperately trying not to look at the dandruff on his jumper.
Please tell me you’ve done worse…I feel I’ll just thinking about it now 😥😢