The UK should be more like Peppa Pig World...

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Acccrding to Boris www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59373237

It was utterly bizarre.
Almost as if it was a spoof.

But it wasn’t a spoof.
It was our esteemed prime minister.

Lord help us.

It was a weird one. Even to get his papers out of sync and not know wtf he was going to say is all strange. Maybe he’s had enough of being Boris and gone back to the bubbling idiot who used to be Have I hit news for you

I guess being on top of a hill will be very useful in a few years with global warming- clutching at straws here.

I think he is fed up of being PM ( too much like hard work) and wants to get on the gravy train of directorships, after dinner speeches et al. Could be he is hoping the Tory grandees will give him the push.

It's almost as if he needs a distraction from the Social Care bill that is being voted on tonight

www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-59365729

Not sure he is selling himself as an after dinner speaker to a wide audience at the moment.

@PurpleDaisies

It was utterly bizarre. Almost as if it was a spoof.

Here’s the spoof. Although when you’re parodying someone so ridiculous, it does just sound like you’re quoting them directly.

I had an awful day at work, made a stupid mistake on something really important and felt like a total idot.

This has actually really cheered me up and made me feel a lot more competent.

I've literally just read about this and I'm sitting flabbergasted that peppa has so much clout with the dear old pm

I was at Peppa Pig world yesterday and it was very nice.

He must have had drinking bet in one of his clubs. You mention peppa pig world I bet you £20k (chicken feed) you can’t

He managed to swear too, but nobody appears to be reporting on that!

Can anyone explain the hairdryer comparison. I get the Picasso part but I can't see how Peppa pigs dad looks like a hairdryer ???

Boris Johnson, or to give him his actual name - Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson - is a fucking moron. I've always voted Conservative (voted for this mop-haired twat as I didn't want old man SteptoeCorbyn to win. Never again will I vote Tory.

He's definitely losing it.

I always thought Peppa Pig looked like a hairdryer.

Yes def looks like a hair dryer.

Peppa definitely looks like a hairdryer

If we all lived on top of hills we wouldn't need to worry about flooding. And Miss Rabbit could simultaneously drive all the trucks, farm the fields and fill all the gaps in the NHS.