To the 1% of customers at work
I know it’s a stressful time of year-I really do
But is there any need to scream at me because you’ve had to wait 5 minutes for your food?
I’m one person-I have a whole team next to me-it’s not my fault the system is playing up/we are rushed off our feet/mistakes do happen
To the woman with the children-what an example you where setting,screaming in my face
To the bloke who was sat in his car-fuck you mate-I’m sorry you had to wait ‘18 minutes’
You may have shaved ten minutes off if you’d got out of your car and got your arse into the store rather than sitting there judging me,then you saw fit to scream at me-it’s a fucking burger and fries-and I’m not a ‘fucking whore’
To the teenager who threw bbq sauce all over-cheers mate,I wasn’t on my knees with tiredness at all-I loved cleaning that up
To the man who screamed at me because I forgot your sweet and sour sauce-try fucking looking in the bag-I gave you 4 of them
To the lady who complained as she wasn’t sure if her order was coming as she’d put the ‘wrong’ number in-fuck you-I didn’t deserve that written complaint-I got hauled in to explain to the boss
I work so hard to make sure you have a nice meal and I’m never rude-fuck the lot of you-I’m sick of going home in tears
To the 99% of my customers-merry Christmas-I hope you have a lovely day,you lot never fail to make me smile and make my shitty job worthwhile